October 19, 2009
Body Shop: Lily Cole
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Source: MovieHotties
by Mr. Pink

Model's who decide to act have a spotty history as we all know, but occasionally someone's got enough stuff to make things intriguing. A big part of that comes from finding the right roles and directors, but a little inborn talent never hurts. So the question is, should we be looking for more silver screen time from: LILY COLE!

Check her out in - The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

ASS (7/10):

This pic is pretty damn flattering. Lil's got plenty going for her, but her butt actually looks more like this (NSFW). I'm not saying it's a bad backside by any means. Just can't give the best marks for a bum that's infused with a bit too much flat droopiness.

BOOBIES (8/10):

Let's hear it for the charms of a nicely arrayed natural pair of jubblies. In fact, Cole's got some refreshingly imperfect tits. She's not shy about showing them off (NSFW), and what strikes me is that they look real. Not just natural, but real. She shows them off without photoshop, clever angles or self-conscious propping. Pretty damn lovely.

FACE (9/10):

Honestly I don't have a clue how to grade her here. This is a face so odd that I imagine immediate reactions to her probably range from instant wood to a strong desire to puke. Somehow a chick with a visage that looks like a mad scientist spliced the DNA of Christina Ricci and Devon Aoki is, well, confusing looking. I could have given her a 3 just as easily as that 9. The determiner for me, is that the more I look at her face the more I get drawn in, which technically makes her's a hypnotic beauty and that demands respect.

PERSONALITY (8/10):

If you know me at all then you know smart rings my bell. And LC is hella smart. Plus she's a Brit, so she's smart with an accent which is even better. On top of that she's fairly involved in charity work. Oh, and I did mention earlier that she likes to get naked, didn't I? I do like this woman.

CAREER (6/10):

Ms. Lily hasn't done much other than make a decent showing for herself in a little seen update of a popular Brit movie series. That said, she's coming out in a ton of ultra interesting projects in the next few years, and currently has a splashy presence on the poster for THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS. Depending on how things go for her this rating is pretty well guaranteed to change in the next two years, but for now she's gotta be graded strictly as someone worth watching.

High points: ST. TRINIAN'S
Low points: RAGE

OVERALL (7/10):

Lily Cole is an odd, and in many ways appealing mixture of weirdness, hotness, and downright Lolita-like looks. I'd imagine that WoW fans love her. I grew up on D&D, which may be why so much of her inexplicableness works for me, but on balance I can't really put her into any kind of top tier consideration.

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Daveofthedead
11:20AM on 10/24/2009
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Not feeling a strong desire to puke, but just not my cup of tea.
Not feeling a strong desire to puke, but just not my cup of tea.
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ManwicH
3:24AM on 10/21/2009
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Seriously, I clicked on the NSFW photo and thought I stumbled across kiddie porn! WTFH?
Seriously, I clicked on the NSFW photo and thought I stumbled across kiddie porn! WTFH?
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ManwicH
3:22AM on 10/21/2009
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Aside from the rack, she looks like she's fuckin' twelve!
Aside from the rack, she looks like she's fuckin' twelve!
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SERIOUSLY?
DirtyJob
1:52PM on 10/20/2009
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C'mon, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but seriously, go back and look at her face pic...she looks like an alien.
C'mon, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but seriously, go back and look at her face pic...she looks like an alien.
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duffer
10:40AM on 10/20/2009
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Not good. So ugly you would tell your friends about it.
Not good. So ugly you would tell your friends about it.
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H-Man
4:00PM on 10/24/2009
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She looks like the mildly retarded love child of Devon Aoki and E.T.
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Snowboy
5:22AM on 10/20/2009
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I won't go so far to say she's "hot," but there's definitely something about her I find appealing.
I won't go so far to say she's "hot," but there's definitely something about her I find appealing.
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SkunkApe
11:50PM on 10/19/2009
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"I can handle ugly but this is just like circus ugly."

In all seriousness, a nice rack but a train wreck elsewhere.
"I can handle ugly but this is just like circus ugly."

In all seriousness, a nice rack but a train wreck elsewhere.
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SkunkApe
11:49PM on 10/19/2009
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"I can handle ugly but this is just like circus ugly."

In all seriousness, a nice rack but a train wreck elsewhere.
"I can handle ugly but this is just like circus ugly."

In all seriousness, a nice rack but a train wreck elsewhere.
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studboi69
9:35PM on 10/19/2009
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Jesus Christ, she's like the white version of Devon Aoki.
Jesus Christ, she's like the white version of Devon Aoki.
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Cherry Liquor
7:17PM on 10/19/2009
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Great breasts. Everything else.... meh.
Great breasts. Everything else.... meh.
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Cute...
taurus5382
4:15PM on 10/19/2009
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She's nice, but not a hottie (yet).
She's nice, but not a hottie (yet).
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Ehh...
will3219
4:13PM on 10/19/2009
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She looks good in the second picture and the second to last picture. But in the others she looks terrible!
She looks good in the second picture and the second to last picture. But in the others she looks terrible!
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dirkwork25
3:07PM on 10/19/2009
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Never heard of her until I saw the Parnassus poster but she is hot.
Never heard of her until I saw the Parnassus poster but she is hot.
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Proterius
2:52PM on 10/19/2009
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I agree with Dfd, I have a ton of love for redheads. I think she is rather pretty myself.
I agree with Dfd, I have a ton of love for redheads. I think she is rather pretty myself.
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dfd3657
1:30PM on 10/19/2009
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Yay for redheads! I find her very pretty. Guess I'm in the minority.
Yay for redheads! I find her very pretty. Guess I'm in the minority.
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Eww.
VitamanMan8
1:07PM on 10/19/2009
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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sagz
11:53AM on 10/19/2009
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Wow... I agree with most of the commenters. Do not find her attractive at all.
Wow... I agree with most of the commenters. Do not find her attractive at all.
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Darth Kenshin
11:49AM on 10/19/2009
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she looks like a cartoon bug
she looks like a cartoon bug
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razgriz21
11:24AM on 10/19/2009
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She is OK.
She is OK.
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eh
DemonDan
10:46AM on 10/19/2009
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She is okay, but not a hottie in any respect. Maybe a 7 or 8 on the boobs, but everything else rated WAY too high. Let's try and stick to TRUE movie hotties in the future.
She is okay, but not a hottie in any respect. Maybe a 7 or 8 on the boobs, but everything else rated WAY too high. Let's try and stick to TRUE movie hotties in the future.
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Hot as hell
screamer581
10:41AM on 10/19/2009
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I would take her over Dushku any day.
I would take her over Dushku any day.
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TheCanadian
10:33AM on 10/19/2009
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booooo
booooo
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H-Man
9:41AM on 10/19/2009
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Okay, Mr. Pink, you call Eliza Dushku ugly, then you offer up this... person as a hottie. She looks like a freaking alien, for God's sake!
Okay, Mr. Pink, you call Eliza Dushku ugly, then you offer up this... person as a hottie. She looks like a freaking alien, for God's sake!
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philalva77
9:10AM on 10/19/2009
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i could not agree more, WTF!! There is nothing remotely sexy on her & i never even heard of this nasty bitch, movie hotties deserves better, i am truly disappointed
i could not agree more, WTF!! There is nothing remotely sexy on her & i never even heard of this nasty bitch, movie hotties deserves better, i am truly disappointed
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ragekorne
8:21AM on 10/19/2009
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Who the f is this? Worst. Bodyshop. EVER.

I'm not saying there's nothing good about that body, but, really it just looks like some random chick who posts pics of herself online. 2/10.
Who the f is this? Worst. Bodyshop. EVER.

I'm not saying there's nothing good about that body, but, really it just looks like some random chick who posts pics of herself online. 2/10.
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MR_PINK
8:53AM on 10/19/2009
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She's huge in the modeling world actually, but it's good to have given the anger in your screenname it's chance to vent. Long live the rage :-)
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SAI
7:51AM on 10/19/2009
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Gorgeous and, on the evidence of Dr Parnassus, a genuinely promising acting talent.
Gorgeous and, on the evidence of Dr Parnassus, a genuinely promising acting talent.
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