Sure, she's an innocent voice in the upcoming ASTRO BOY but that doesn't stop me from having nightmares about her getting it on with Bob's Big Boy and creating a super human race of adorable 8 feet tall blonde plastic chicks who just want to love on your for a little while, you know? I have a shitton of irrational fears and many of them revolve around sacred marketing characters, so pardon me if I can't fully appreciate the beauty that is Kristen Bell when she's standing next to a plastic headed boy thing.

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Salacious Sidelick: Although... I get just as frightened when she's standing next to her plastic headed boyfriend, Dax Shepard.