Some chicks have been around forever, but still seem a bit under the radar. They may be hot, talented, even relatively well known, but at the end of the day they just don't get into the celebrity hottie conversation very much. So let's take a little time to reacquaint ourselves with: KERI RUSSELL!

ASS (9/10):

Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but I keep finding skinny little booties that I really dig. Which does not mean that my preference for a large, deliciously juicy backside is waning at all. Just means that I am fair minded towards those who are perfectly behinded.

BOOBIES (3/10):

When you can see the ribs through the boobs it's a bit of a problem. Keri definitely gets an extra point for her perkilicious nipplage, but even that can't hide the fact that she's got absolutely nothing going on up top. Fortunately there's plenty of other tastiness to focus on with her.

FACE (9/10):

Russell is a damn fine looking woman. She's so pretty that it's a little surprising when she plays matter-of-fact so well. About the only thing holding her back from the top spot is that no matter what she does, there's a cuteness that comes through much more so than a real sexiness. Plus, I've never forgiven her for cutting her hair and destroying FELICITY.

PERSONALITY (7/10):

A smart, loving MILF who knows how to balance family and career is a pretty solid mix. In fact, KR's whole vibe kinda feels solid. She doesn't really dazzle you with her presence, but she's certainly rocking more substance than most of her Tinseltown compatriots. Credit her for caring less about what we want, and instead focusing on what she wants.

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