Man this week's chick turned some heads when she burst onto the scene as the virginal paramour of that big foreheaded dude with the funny name. But somewhere in the transition from small screen phenom to big screen force she got caught up in weird alien religious stuff and a relationship so creepy it almost makes the late Michael Jackson look normal. So the question is, has time and exposure taken the dew off the lily that is: KATIE HOLMES!

ASS (6/10):

You know the rule by now right? If you can't get a single good look at a lady's backside it's because there's not much to look at. Holmes is in great shape of course, but all the muscle definition in the world is no matter if you're almost as flat as a well toned stomach in the hind quarters.

BOOBIES (10/10):

Oddly these don't look all that impressive in clothes, but if you think Katie's unleashed yum yum's (NSFW) are anything less than perfect, well I just don't know what to say to you.

FACE (7/10):

In my mind's eye Kat is an 8, maybe even trending toward a 9 on her best days, but in the cold light of reality she actually has a fairly odd face. It's hard to pinpoint exactly, but there's something about the top half and bottom half that just doesn't look like they belong together. She's still hotter than most chicks you'll encounter in your day to day, but for some undefined reason she is often thought of as a greater beauty than she actually is.

PERSONALITY (5/10):

Holmeslice always came across as cute, bubbly, and generally non-threatening. Then she disappeared into the Fortress of Solitude that is a relationship with Tom Cruise and the "Church" of Scientology. It's been a shame to see her fade away like that.

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