November 12, 2009
Battle of the Babes #78
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by Cherry Liquor

I hate those fashion magazines which like to pit women of different ages groups against one another, as if they're a proper gauge of what you're going to look like in your 20's, your 30's and your 40's. We all know that celebrities have it easier than the average woman. But let's use that formula (because I'm feeling lazy this week) and apply it to those actresses with an average first name, Kelly.

Kelly Brook

Other than the fact that she's been in a ton of photoshoots where she bares her ample cleavage and the fact that she was Billy Muthaf*ckin Zane's arm candy for years, I don't know much about Kelly Brook. But honestly, in times like these, you don't have to know much about a woman. Technically she's not turning 30 until later this month, so Brook qualifies for the 20's Kelly category.

Kelly Carlson

Another Kelly that I'm not all that familiar with, other than being told by many of my male friends that she's hot as hell on the show "Nip/Tuck," Kelly Carlson is pretty impressive looking for a woman who is going to be turning 34 next February. Cute face, pretty decent body and willing to take a dive in the acting arena by being in movies starring John Cena, this woman deserves at least SOME props.

Kelly Preston

The mother of all Kellys, Preston turned 47 last month and seems to be more rockin' the older she gets even if most of you can't get her out of your head from the totally nude scene she did in MISCHIEF. I'm a girl, so I remember her best from SPACE CAMP instead, and I don't care for her and her husband's "religious" stance, but Preston has put in her time in the business and deserves recognition for that.

Who's your favorite Kelly?

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Salacious Sidelick: With an absolutely impressive turnout of 34 votes for last week's Battle of the Family Guy Babes, it was a squeaker with Mila Kunis clocking in 16 votes to Lacey Chabert's 15. Fairuza managed to scare 3 votes out of the rest of the bunch. And yes, I still hate the show.

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Brooke
jeo4
6:28PM on 11/15/2009
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Brooke wins this one. None of them are ugly, though.
Brooke wins this one. None of them are ugly, though.
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Carlson
SoCal1055
12:02AM on 11/15/2009
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She wins this hands down.
She wins this hands down.
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Brooke is Foxxy
FireCaptain4
12:23PM on 11/13/2009
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but I can't enjoy her because she stars in such crappy films.
but I can't enjoy her because she stars in such crappy films.
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Preston
Mr. Nobody
12:37AM on 11/13/2009
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I have to pick Kelly Preston. This was too easy for me!
I have to pick Kelly Preston. This was too easy for me!
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Kelly Brook
Thunderdome
5:26PM on 11/12/2009
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This woman is a goddess. I'd love to lay my face in between that rack and just fall asleep.
This woman is a goddess. I'd love to lay my face in between that rack and just fall asleep.
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poopontheshoes7
5:03PM on 11/12/2009
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BROOK
BROOK
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Kelly Brook
razgriz21
2:44PM on 11/12/2009
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She is a stunner.
She is a stunner.
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brook
dirkwork25
2:13PM on 11/12/2009
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Brook wins. Preston second. Never seen Carlson in anything I can remember.
Brook wins. Preston second. Never seen Carlson in anything I can remember.
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annihilist
1:42PM on 11/12/2009
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Brook. i might have given it to Preston, if she wasn't such a nut bar, and also if Brook wasn't hotter than Texas asphalt in summer.
Brook. i might have given it to Preston, if she wasn't such a nut bar, and also if Brook wasn't hotter than Texas asphalt in summer.
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FNDanny
1:28PM on 11/12/2009
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Carlson.
Carlson.
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Carlson...
D_Rex
1:27PM on 11/12/2009
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...I guess.
...I guess.
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Gonna be different
TBagNUrMom
1:16PM on 11/12/2009
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Ordinarily I would have gone with Preston, but today I'll take Carlson.
Ordinarily I would have gone with Preston, but today I'll take Carlson.
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beatrixkiddo
12:50PM on 11/12/2009
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I say Kelly Preston.
I say Kelly Preston.
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jhahiggins
12:18PM on 11/12/2009
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Kelly Preston. It's crazy how good she still looks
Kelly Preston. It's crazy how good she still looks
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Brook
PSUDelVec
11:42AM on 11/12/2009
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Extra points for Preston because she looks like she's 35, but Kelly Brook has some amazing curves.
Extra points for Preston because she looks like she's 35, but Kelly Brook has some amazing curves.
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Carlson
fnorori
11:26AM on 11/12/2009
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She gets my vote..
She gets my vote..
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Kelly Carlson
Daveofthedead
11:08AM on 11/12/2009
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I have not seen the instant classic that is the Marine, but my vote is for Carlson.
I have not seen the instant classic that is the Marine, but my vote is for Carlson.
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Kelly Brook
smacaskill
10:23AM on 11/12/2009
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The other two don't do anything for me. Brook all the way!
The other two don't do anything for me. Brook all the way!
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Kelly Preston!
DemonDan
8:13AM on 11/12/2009
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Not only does she still look incredible, she is also the most talented of the bunch. Kelly Brook comes in 2nd. Preston not only wins this, but she is still hotter than alot of these young, dumb popular ho-bags...
Not only does she still look incredible, she is also the most talented of the bunch. Kelly Brook comes in 2nd. Preston not only wins this, but she is still hotter than alot of these young, dumb popular ho-bags littered in hollywood these days.
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Crazy Dud
6:36AM on 11/12/2009
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Eh . . . Carlson . . . I guess.
Eh . . . Carlson . . . I guess.
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