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Well, the votes are in and the tallying
is done. If you're asking why there are only 49 Movie Moments, it's
because at the end of the count, about a hundred films were tied
with two votes. And to try to pick one out of all of them was just
gonna be too difficult. So we left it at that. All ties were broken by JoBlo staffers but
remember folks...these are your picks! So if you don't like them, take
it up with your fellow man on
the boards. And keep in mind, I don't necessarily agree with all
these choices and in some rare cases, haven't even seen the movie. So
be nice to me.
49) Hanks and Co. storm the beach (SAVING
PRIVATE RYAN) - One of the greatest war scenes ever filmed.
And it didn't even win Best Picture at the Academy Awards. I still
have visions of that guy searching (and finding) his
missing arm and the poor sap who thinks his helmet saved his life.
Dark, dank, gritty with wonderful cinematography, you could feel the
wet sand from the beach on your skin just as you sat in the theater.
It is a scene that will stay with you long after the end credits begin
to roll.
48) Chariot racing gets down and dirty (BEN-HUR)
- About one year ago I stood at the site in Rome where they filmed the
chariot racing sequences at Circus Maximus and it looked so
unimpressive. It made me realize that the effort laid forth by the
filmmakers was one not to be taken lightly. A scene way ahead of its
time that still influences the way chase scenes are shot to this day
(not to mention GLADIATOR).
47) A horse's head in bed (THE
GODFATHER) - I am about to make a startling revelation to
thousands of strangers. I have never seen THE GODFATHER. Wait,
wait!!! Before you all call for my head, hear me out. I haven't
seen
this movie and even I know this is one of the greatest movie moments.
Just think of the effort it would take to cut a horse's head off and
place it in someone's bed. It says so much more than just killing the
horse.
46) The Scots moon their enemy (BRAVEHEART)
- You're expecting the beginning of a giant battle with the English
facing off against the Scots. Instead, the spearmen of William Wallace
lift their kilts and bare their pale white
asses to Lord Talmadge and the English. Before you're done laughing
there's some good old fashioned battlin', as William Wallace said
"For Scotland!" I particularly wouldn't have voted for this
one (at all) but hey, this is your list.
45) Ash cuts his own evil hand off (EVIL
DEAD 2) - The idea of making a sequel to a horror movie and
playing it for laughs is a pretty damn good one. Especially when
you've got Bruce Campbell on your side. A natural comic actor (and a
damn fine dramatic one, too), Campbell pulls off a scene where he
fights his possessed hand masterfully. The best part for me, is
while he's chainsawing his own hand off and says, "Who's laughing
now? Who's laughing now?!"
44) Bohemian Rhapsody (WAYNE'S WORLD)
- This movie took one of the most peculiar rock songs of all time and
sent it to Number One on the Billboard charts a good 17 years after it
was first released. It hinted at the genius of Mike Myers in an often
copied sequence and became the inspiration for many commercials
including the Volkswagen "Mr. Roboto" sing-a-long.
43) An empty plastic bag, twirls
around and around...(AMERICAN BEAUTY)
- A strange young boy captures the image of an empty plastic bag stuck
in a mini-tornado twirling around and around in the autumn wind. What
a beautiful image and a powerful metaphor for Lester Burnham and the
doomed life he was leading. Just think of this playing back on that
grainy videotape and picture Ricky Fitts saying "sometimes
there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like
my heart's going to cave in." Now that's beautiful.
42) Carrie's hand reaches of the
ground (CARRIE) - I was wearing my
popcorn at the end of this one. I had figured the movie was all but
over and I thought, "OK, that was pretty cool." And then the
hand of a dead Carrie White thrust from the ground and grabbed Amy
Irving and I jumped about twenty feet in the air. Regardless of the
fact that it was only a dream, it remains a creepy end to a really
creepy movie.
41) I'm having chestpains... (ALIEN)
- Every one is sitting around enjoying a meal while poor Kane is
trying to recuperate from having some sort of alien parasite stuck to
his face. Then he begins to cringe. And scream. And the rest of the
crew is looking on with the same face that the audience wears as a
small alien breaks through the poor man's chest and scampers away.
After watching this, I thought long and hard every time I had a
stomach ache.
40) Howard Beale breaks down on
air (NETWORK) - Just one line sums
this scene up. A wet, deranged news anchor is looking into a camera to
all the viewers watching stunned at home, pleading with them to join
him screaming "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this
anymore!" A classic line from a classic movie and a moment
that anyone who has ever scene cannot forget.
39) The Stonehenge debacle (THIS IS SPINAL
TAP) This scene, reportedly based on a 1984 Black Sabbath tour where the
stones were so large they couldnt fit into the arenas, and its hilariously
underwhelming 18-inch recreation of Stonehenge is easily one of the most memorable scenes
in this groundbreaking mockumentary from director Rob Reiner. The film didnt manage
to make much noise at the box office, but wound up on almost every critics top ten
list at the end of the year making a cult classic that has stood the test of time.
38) Clifford Worley goes out with style (TRUE
ROMANCE) This is really a battle
of the badasses. Youve got Dennis Hopper facing off against Christopher Walken and
in the end Walken wins, but cmon, youve got to give it to Hopper for going out
in style. How many people would have the balls to tell a racist Mafioso that his relatives
were raped by black people? I wouldve folded like a cheap suit and sold Clarence and
Alabama out after that one quick punch to the nose. Great actors, great dialogue and a
great scene.
37) Yippee-ki-yea Mutherfucker! (DIE
HARD) An action film that changed that way
action films were made. Ever since DIE HARD, every action film was described as DIE HARD
on a boat, on a plane, on a sub, or wherever the action took place. This film was also one
of the first to feature a really popular catchphrase (along with "Ill be
back") that resulted in producers forcing one-liners in their movies in the hopes of
creating another memorable "Yippee-ki-yea". Didnt work, but it sure made
Bruce Willis a star.
36) "ET, phone home
" (ET) When ET first popped out of the
cornfield at the beginning of the movie, I almost crapped my pants. I was a tender five
years of age and I remember my mother feeding me Hersheys Kisses trying to get me to
shut up. But somewhere along the way, I turned around again in my seat and by the time ET
uttered his trademark line "ET, phone home" I was crying a different kind of
tears. ET still kinda scares me, though.
35) Lloyd Dobbler holds up a boombox to Diane Courts window
(SAY ANYTHING)
So memorable they put it on the cover of the video (still no DVD
bastards!). This
scene works because its something weve all done. As a teenager (and often as
an adult) youre not always adept at saying exactly what you feel. But through music,
you can say everything youve always wanted to say but never had the courage or
wherewithal to say on your own. So when he cant quite get through to his love, Lloyd
takes his boombox and holds it as high above his head as he can and blasts Peter
Gabriels "In Your Eyes." I dont really even like that song but it
was just magic in the context of the scene.
34) The Cruise/Nicholson showdown (A FEW GOOD
MEN) Daniel Kaffee knows that if
he goes directly for Col. Jessup, hell crack. The question is whether or not
hes got the balls enough to do it. He could risk his career and potentially wind up
in jail. But theres no way Jessup is going down without a fight, especially to some
Navy boy in his "faggoty white uniform." Nicholson lost the Oscar to Gene
Hackman (UNFORGIVEN) but this is the performance that no one can forget.
33) Commodus confronts Maximus at the Coliseum (GLADIATOR) "My name is
Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix
Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Hell, yeah!! You could just feel the adrenaline pumping throughout your body during this
scene (and many others) as you began to realize this wasnt your average action
movie. Honestly, how often do "action" movies get nominated for 12 Academy
Awards? Not often.
32) Roy Nearys playing with his food (CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD
KIND)
After a mysterious experience in his truck, Roy Neary, played to a tee by Richard
Dreyfuss, starts having weird visions and hearing five musical notes over and over again.
His obsession begins to take a turn for the worse during dinner one night, when he begins
to sculpt his mashed potatoes into an odd looking object. The look on Dreyfuss face
is priceless, with the tongue half sticking out and all.
31) The Chief suffocates McMurphy and escapes (ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S
NEST)
He doesnt say much the entire movie, just kinda standing around. But the sight of an
electro-shocked Jack Nicholson is too much for this Indian Chief to bear. Grabbing a
pillow and smothering the life out of a vegetable of a man just seems like exactly what
McMurphy wouldve wanted. Then he finally rips that water fountain out, puts it
through a window and hes gone. Powerful stuff.
30) Ted Stroehmann gets his manhood caught in a
zipper (THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY) I wish the first time I had seen this
movie I was able to hear the dialogue in this scene. But the laughter in the theater was
so loud you couldnt hear a damn thing. A hilarious scene that spawned a whole bunch
of rip-offs and took the careers of Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz and the Farrelly Brothers to
a whole new level. Just the thought of Marys father asking, "Is it the frank or
the beans?" still cracks me up.
29) The whole movie (ARMY OF DARKNESS) Unfortunately it was impossible
to pick a scene from this movie to include, because everyone who voted for it, voted for a
different moment. But the movie in general got so many votes, that it was
simply impossible to
ignore. So we will honor this classic as one giant great movie moment.
28) "You talkin to me?" (TAXI DRIVER)
De Niro at his finest. Yet another case of a memorable moment being improvised on
set. This is just a testament to what a great acting/directing team youve got with
De Niro and Scorcese. And really, who hasnt stood in front of their mirror and said
the lines at least once? Not that I have, but I hear lots of other people
dabbled
27) Private Pyle finally loses it (FULL
METAL JACKET) I hate to say it, but I could totally relate to Pyle
in this movie. I felt so bad for him and you know things are going to go badly when
Vincent DOnofrio just starts staring insanely into space. This was the first time I
had ever seen brains on screen and it creeped me out for a long time. Stanley "The
Master" Kubrick does his thing once again, in probably his most under-appreciated
movie.
26) The Knights Who Say "Ni" (MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL) Funny
stuff here, kids and thats saying a lot, cause not many comedies made the list, this
go round. If there had to be a comedy to make any "best of" list, it would
always be this one. The quintessential comedy that stoners and intellectuals could both
enjoy. The film is just packed with hilarious moments, but this was the one you guys chose
as the best (and a damn fine choice at that).
25) Hannibal relates his meeting with a census worker (SILENCE OF THE LAMBS) Another revelation for the
readers of JoBlo
I didnt like this movie. I am probably the only person on the
face of the Earth, but I just didnt care much for it. But, despite not liking the
movie as a whole, I did enjoy Hannibal slowly tearing into Clarice, calling her "poor
white trash" and responding to her requests to fill out a questionnaire by telling
her (in a ultra-classic line) that "a census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans
and a nice chianti... Fly back to school, little Starling." Hannibal 1,
Clarice 0.
24) Quints USS Indianapolis speech (JAWS)
- Quint's monologue recounting the tragedy surrounding the U.S.S. Indianapolis, which was
sunk by Japanese torpedoes, and how its crew was left to fend off scores of hungry
sharks, was Steven Spielbergs favorite scene in this movie. Robert Shaw was not
Spielbergs original choice for Quint but its hard to see any other actor
playing this role, especially considering Shaw wrote the dialogue for this scene himself,
after screenwriters Peter Bentley and Carl Gottlieb couldnt get it right.
23) The T-1000 chases John and The Terminator through LA (TERMINATOR
2) Now this is the stuff that Jim Cameron needs to get back
to!
Nothings cooler than watching Robert Patrick crash through concrete in a Mack truck
chasing Arnie and Eddie Furlong on a motorcycle. I still get a kick out of Ah-nuld pulling
out that shotgun and twirling it all around with one hand. I just hope they dont
piss on this series by making an inferior TERMINATOR 3.
22) One Last Thing (Long Way Down) (BOOGIE NIGHTS)
Youve seen Dirk Diggler make his way from busboy to Adult Film Superstar and
now this. Like the title card says, it sure is a loooong way down. Alfred Molinas
Rahad is one of the most memorable characters from the movie, despite his minimal
screentime (will you ever think of "Sister Christian" the same way again?) and
the use of firecrackers to heighten the suspense during this scene was genius (although
admittedly stolen from another movie) and makes you as nervous as you know Dirk, Reed and
Todd are
.well, maybe not Todd. If you havent seen the BOOGIE NIGHTS DVD, get
to your nearest video store and take a listen to the Directors Commentary for this
scene. Fantastic.
21) "Funny how?" (GOODFELLAS)
This scene pretty much won the Oscar for Joe Pesci. Not that the rest of
his performance wasnt fantastic, but its a case where one line
more or less transcends an
entire performance. Overlooked in this scene is how great Ray Liottas fumbling and
bumbling is, trying to talk himself out of quite a hole he dug...<"You
think I never dug a hole before!"- 'nother great line>
20) The T-Rex makes its first appearance (JURASSIC PARK)
Every once in a while, Ill put on my JURASSIC PARK DVD, skip right to this
scene, crank up the volume and enjoy the carnage. Especially the T-Rex roar
man, I
love that! Spielberg does a fantastic job introducing one of the most ferocious animals in
history and he sure doesnt disappoint. Every time I see the cup of water with the
vibration ripples, I still get giddy with anticipation. But then again, I was never
trapped underneath a car by a dinosaur foot.
19) The bank robbery (HEAT) - One of the most realistic gun fight scenes
every put to film. The sound of the bullets being fired off round after
round, is just
deafening, and the mere sight of all these great actors in snazzy suits, sky masks and
extreme fire-power, is invigorating, to say the least. If you ever want to feel like
you're caught in the middle of an actual gun skirmish, rent this movie, shut the lights,
wear a ski mask and turn the volume to "KICK MY ASS", and enjoy the thunder that
follows.
18) The opening sequence (SCREAM) One of the most influential movies of the
1990s that managed to reinvent the "masked killer" genre of movies; one which
was ironically close to its own grisly death. This scene so perfectly set the tone for the
rest of the movie, combining suspense, gore and humor along with a performance from Drew
Barrymore that gave her career a well-needed boost from the Amy Fisher TV movies she was
relegated to.
17) Alex gets brainwashed to Beethoven (A CLOCKWORK
ORANGE) Talk about cruel and
unusual punishment. When the sounds of Beethoven (one of the only other things besides
violence our humble narrator enjoys) are combined with graphic scenes of violence and extreme
physical agony to condition Alex against committing violent acts, there are some
unfortunate side effects. Most notably a run-in with a former victim who uses Beethoven as
a tool of revenge, driving Alex to attempt to commit suicide. Then of course theres
the stunning visual of Alex with his eyes pried open and a look of sheer terror on his
face. But then what else besides "stunning visuals" would you expect from
Stanley Kubrick?
16) Ripley fights back with the power loader (ALIENS) Girl Power! I
wouldnt be able to walk in one of those power loaders, let alone kill a mother alien
with one. Director James Cameron gives us one of the very few sequels superior to its
predecessor and, in what has become a trademark of his, a strong female figure (Ripley,
Sara Connor, Dark Angel, Leonardo DiCaprio). Go rent the DVD and behold truly one of the
greatest catfights ever put to film (plus the truly classic "Bitch!" line).
15) Capt. Willards head rises out of the water (APOCALYPSE
NOW) I swear to
you (and keep in mind I was barely a teenager and no nuclear scientist) the first time I
saw this movie, I thought it was a documentary for at least a good hour or so. Thats
how realistic it seemed to me. But still now, watching Martin Sheen arise from the murky
depths of the water with The Doors "The End" in the background, I
can't help but remember it as one of my
favorite movie going experiences. Some called this movie pretentious but I just think
its a pretty damn good movie!
14) The Deathstar explodes (STAR WARS) Good old Red 5 (with a little help from
Han) manages to put a little dent in the side of the Deathstar, much to the chagrin of
papa-to-be Darth Vader. I love this scene, cause its just one of those get up and
cheer type moments that you just dont see a lot of these days (with the exception of
GLADIATOR). Unfortunately, George Lucas didnt create as memorable a moment with his
subsequent racing sequence in THE PHANTOM MENACE. Theres always next time
13) The 8 rules of Fight Club (FIGHT CLUB) This movie didnt do much at the
box office and its not surprising. It takes at least three viewings before it
starts to sink in that this is a modern classic. FIGHT CLUB is not a movie for everyone,
and I can admit that the first time I saw it, I didnt care much for it. But
subsequent viewings revealed layers upon layers of genius which I had totally missed the first time
around. Like Pitt and Norton say on the DVDs commentary track, this is the best film
that either of them have ever done and will ever do.
12) Darth Vader tells Luke his fathers identity (THE EMPIRE STRIKES
BACK)
If you spoke German you probably couldve figured this out before EMPIRE, but I would
say that most people were surprised when they found out the news (especially Luke). In a
related story, my wifes pregnant and I have given serious consideration to the name
Luke, just so I could say "Luuuke, I am your father
" That joke would never
get old.
11) "Heeeeeres Johnny!" (THE
SHINING) Legend has it that Jack
Nicholson improvised this classic line and thats just so Jack. The first time I saw
this movie (I was 10, mind you) I didnt sleep for about a week. And when I did
finally sleep, I had nightmares of Jack axing my door down and me not being able to fit
out the window. I must not forget to mention the terror in Shelley Duvalls eyes.
Scary stuff.
10) Statue of Liberty washed up on the beach (PLANET OF THE
APES) - Charlton Heston shares shock with the viewer at one of the most stunning visuals in cinema. The Statue of Liberty on a planet of apes and all washed up on the shore? Wait a minute…this is Earth? Those damn dirty apes have taken over after the Humans squandered their planet! Damn you!!!
9) HAL sings "Daisy" (2001: A SPACE
ODYSSEY) - This simply would not have been the same if it weren't for Douglas Rain's haunting voice slowing down to a pathetic crawl. One of the great villians in modern movies and one of the classic death scenes, all put to film perfectly by the master himself, Stanley
Kubrick.
8) The Warden rips the poster off Andy Dufresne's wall (THE SHAWSHANK
REDEMPTION) - Admit it. You thought he was dead. When there was no response to the corrections officer's call of his name, you thought Andy had taken that rope, draped it over a metal bar and hanged himself, just like Brooks
Hadlen. You were just as surprised as they were to see an empty cell and no visible signs of escape. Until Raquel Welch spilled her little secret. Then it all made perfect sense.
7) Dr. Malcolm Crowe realizes he's dead (THE SIXTH
SENSE) - A touching end to an otherwise generic suspense movie. You rarely see that in the theaters, but maybe that's why this movie was such a critical and commercial success. As the wedding band rolls across the floor, the audience gets slapped across the face with one of the best twist endings ever. The best part about this ending is its simplicity. It's not in your face with a big
"dum-dum-duhhhhh!!!!" soundtrack, but it ends quietly, with the wedding video of a happily married couple.
6) Mr. Blonde cuts off a cop's ear (RESERVOIR
DOGS) - Yet another Tarantino scene that you most likely heard about before you saw. The media was buzzing with talk of a movie that featured the torture of an innocent cop. Unfortunately, half the journalists writing and critics complaining probably never even saw the film, because the camera actually pans away from the action leaving that to the imagination of the viewer. But watching Michael Madsen, playing sadistic Mr. Blonde to a tee (where have you gone Michael Madsen….), talking into the severed ear of a bound police officer, you don't know whether to laugh or hurl.
5) Indiana Jones shoots a Turkish swordsman (RAIDERS OF THE LOST
ARK) - Trying to decide the greatest moment from RAIDERS is like trying to decide which episode of The Simpsons is the funniest. But one scene tends to stands out above the rest (although the escape with the idol is damn close). Indy is exhausted from running and chasing and when he finds himself cornered by an enormous Turk holding a just as enormous sword, you expect an epic battle to ensue. Instead, Indy reaches in his bag, pulls out a gun and shoots him dead. Perfect.
4) Neo vs. Agent Smith (THE MATRIX) -
Ahh, the famed "bullet-time" sequence. What can you say about the film, hell the scene, that revolutionized special effects for the year 2000 and beyond? The W Brothers upped the ante for sci-fi action flicks and in the process won a whole bunch of awards.
3) Vincent Vega plunges a needle into Ms. Mia Wallace (PULP
FICTION) - If you paid any attention during 1995, you surely heard all the hype surrounding this scene. "An old woman had a heart attack!" "People are passing out!!" But damned if this scene didn't live up to that hype. The characters have no idea what to do (and neither do you) and the scene goes silent as Eric Stoltz counts to three. You can see the desperation in John Travolta's eyes (if she dies, so do I). The audience peers out from between their fingers and then, THUMP! A shrieking Uma Thurman pops up and scares the living crap out of everyone. Like Rosanna Arquette said, "That was fucking
trippy!"
2) Detective Somerset opens "the box" (SEVEN) - I can still remember watching this in the movies and for five minutes or so, my stomach was pure butterflies. For the first time since PULP FICTION (see below) I was actually on the edge of my seat. When I saw that box and then saw Morgan Freeman's reaction as he carefully cut the tape with his switchblade, I knew things were taking a turn for the worse. We have three great actors (give Brad Pitt the benefit of the doubt on this one) and a great director, collectively working their magic. Pure suspense magic.
1) Verbal Kint loses his limp (THE
USUAL SUSPECTS) - This one really is a testament to Kevin Spacey. Even with the masterful work of Christopher McQuarrie's screenplay, all the words and work could have gone to waste with a lesser actor. Spacey's brilliant portrayal of Verbal Kint left audiences picking up their jaws from the theater floor and sitting in disbelief throughout the
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