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April 13, 2001 |
| Source: Joey BaloneyA
Weekend at the Fangoria Con with JoBlo and Arrow
This past weekend JoBlo, Arrow and I converged on New York City and the New Yorker
Hotel for the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors. It was a weekend of horrors alright but
probably not in the way Fangoria had intended. Where shall I begin
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn is never easy. Its even harder on a Saturday
after a loooong week at work. Saturdays are traditionally the days where I can kick back
and relax but not this Saturday, because Im headed out to meet the guys in New York
City. If youve never tried getting into New York City from New Jersey, good for you.
Avoid this trip at all costs. My last column addressed
this issue in depth so I wont go into much detail here. Lets just say, that I
learned my lesson trying to drive into the city, so this time I took the train. Dont
you just love the train? Personally Id rather hammer nails into my head than sit on
the train, but it beats driving. After a long train ride, which was packed with
hyperactive kids on their way to the circus, I actually felt refreshed to be in New York
City (warning sign #1). I used to work in Manhattan, so it was a bit of a coming home.
This must be thrilling for all of you reading this, so Ill skip to the good stuff
(Im using the term good here lightly).
I woke up JoBlo and Arrow, who from the looks of things had an interesting Friday night
without me. I paid the transsexual midget and helped the guys clean up after the donkey.
The boys needed some nourishment so after a quick trip to McDonalds we got in line
for entrance into the convention. We were screwed out of press passes for the event
(warning sign #2) by a woman named Marlene or Theresa or Betty but luckily we didnt
have to wait in the really really long line outside, just the really long line inside. I
remember Arrow asking me if I saw any nice looking ladies on my way into the hotel. I
wont repeat what I told him, but if I dug up Eleanor Roosevelts corpse and
propped her up against the wall, she wouldve looked pretty hot in this crowd. (NOTE
TO ANGRY READERS: I am no prize myself,
and if you took offense to that youre probably not one either). We met some cool people
on line and I tried to get a feel what everyone was looking forward to (not being a huge
horror fan myself, I was curious to see what die hard fans were into). The response was
almost always Bruce Campbell.
Once we were stamped and stickered accordingly, we three kings made our way into the
convention. The first thing I noticed was not the booths of vendors, the horror memorabilia,
or Gunnar Hansen (aka Leatherface) signing autographs, it was the awful stink that
pervaded this room. I couldnt help but think certainly no one in this room was
Zest-fully clean. I walked around the vendor floor and soon saw
something that piqued my interest. The way out.
I made my way over to the large auditorium/conference room as the presentations were
about to begin. First up was the guy behind the guy from Fangoria magazine (who reminds me
a lot of the Byers from The Lone Gunman) who introduced some reels from different studios.
Some of the things screened included stuff Ive seen before (SOUL SURVIVORS, TOMB RAIDER, THE
MUMMY RETURNS) and some cool behind the scenes footage of films like PLANET OF THE APES, KISS OF THE
DRAGON (starring Jet Li) and FROM HELL. A lot of the APES footage seemed familiar because
of the wealth of pictures all over the net. There was a cool sequence that featured
Michael Clarke Duncan being fitted for his prosthetics as Attar and then having the
prosthetics applied. The DRAGON footage was too short but it was still great to see Jet Li
back in action and kicking some major ass. The crowd let out a collective "OOOF"
when Li punched some guy with a hot iron. The FROM HELL footage was pretty kick ass and
since Ive seen relatively little from this project, it was good to see a nice
behind-the-scenes piece about the film. I originally doubted the Hughes Brothers skill but
after taking a look at what theyve done, Ive come around. Im now
officially looking forward to FROM HELL if for no other reason than to stare at Heather
Grahams heaving bosom.
Next up was a look at HOUSE
OF 1000 CORPSES, Rob Zombies directorial debut. Showing footage to this crowd
was a great piece of marketing (by whoever is marketing this film now that Universal has
dropped it) as the audience giggled in anticipation at every turn. This looks like a
return to real horror filmmaking after the SCREAM-era of horror. Should be cool should it
ever hit the big screen
I knew the GHOSTS OF MARS trailer had been online for about a week or so before
this weekend but I never got around to checking it out. Once I saw it, I wish I never had.
It looked completely ridiculous and just waaay cheesy. Then again this is John Carpenter
were talking about here so maybe cheesy is what they were aiming for. Oh well, I
guess I was just expecting more from this one and I was just let down.
There were also trailers for the Australian film CUT (featuring Molly
Ringwald), the
LeeLee Sobieski comedy/thriller JOY RIDE (formerly SQUELCH) and some independent films
most annoyingly the fourth installment in the TOXIC AVENGER series (to its credit it does
feature a cameo from Howard Stern regular Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, which is something you dont see too
often).
The first speaker of the day was a girl whose name you probably wouldnt recognize
but whose face you definitely would. It wasnt until saw her up close did I start to
realize who Danielle
Harris was, and by the time we were naked in bed together I was 100% sure she was the
girl from HALLOWEEN 4 and 5 and Bruce Willis daughter from THE LAST BOY SCOUT
(apologies to the sweet Ms. Harris who in no way shared a bed with me that
evening
not in real life anyway
). I felt awfully bad for her cause the goons
backstage literally just threw her up there with a microphone and expected this 23-year
old to entertain a room full of movie geeks (me included). At first, there were a lot of
awkward silences as she asked if anyone had questions; anyone?, anyone?
.Bueller??,
but the crowd eventually warmed up to her and things went a little bit better
from there.
Next up was the cast of the upcoming vampire flick (what a novel concept), THE FORSAKEN. There were some people like Kerr Smith and Brandon Fehr
that some people in the crowd seemed to recognize, but I wouldnt know them if my
life depended on it. Watching them
mumble answers to the wicked retarded questions posed by the Fangoria guy was insanely
boring and made me want to run up on stage and slap some life into these
people. Finally a
guy sitting about two rows up from us stood up and asked the most notoriously wanna-be
James Dean of the bunch, Brandon Fehr, "Why do you think youre so
special?" It was pretty damn funny and I was so embarrassed for this punk that I
couldnt even look up.
Towards the end of that panel, I was wondering why there were so many people jammed
into the auditorium. Then I checked the schedule and saw who was coming up
next: Bruce
Campbell. They showed a brief retrospective of his career before
he came up on stage, which highlighted some of his best lines. He came out to uproarious
applause and a standing ovation. He went on to make everyone there raise their right hand
and swear to buy his new book, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor. He was a
really personable and charismatic guy and you could tell by the way he handled the crowd
that hed definitely done this before. He mentioned some of his new movie roles (THE
MAJESTIC, SERVICING SARA and BUBBA HO-TEP) and even treated the crowd to his line from the
upcoming SPIDER-MAN, "Ladies
and gentlemen, the Amaaaaaaazinggg Spider-Man!!!!" It was a pretty cool moment.
After Mr. Campbell was done speaking, I made my way backstage to interview the star
about his illustrious career. Oh wait, no I didnt. I sat in my seat like every other
dude in the crowd and waited for the screenwriter of PSYCHO, Joseph Stefano, to come up on stage. Now
here was a guy who wrote one of the most memorable horror films of all time and worked
with the always enigmatic Alfred Hitchcock. Surely this is a man whos got some
really interesting stories! Unfortunately, he did not tell any of these stories.
I woke up just in time for Kane Hodder, the man behind the mask of Jason Voorhees, who
was there to screen the never-before-seen trailer for the upcoming JASON X. Finally some
decent scoopage! Hodder went on to mention that he didnt bring the JASON X trailer
with him and that just about did it for me. I wanted to be mad at Fangoria or Creation Entertainment who put
together this cluster-fuck but in their defense, they did advertise it as a "Weekend
of Horrors" and this certainly was a horrific experience.
Thankfully, our night was spared by the cast of
SLEEPAWAY CAMP and the awful nice Felissa
Rose (who played Angela) who hung with us at the bar, and the continual
night of drinking thereafter. So all in all, maybe not all that bad... :)
BTW, if you want more DETAILED information about every single panel and
pictures of me, JoBlo, the Arrow and pretty much everyone who went up on
stage at the event, follow the link below:
Read
the Arrow's FANGO COVERAGE here
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| Steve
Buscemi stabbed in bar brawl... |
April 13, 2001 |
| Source:
E! Online Known
primarily for his infectious characterizations in indie films, actor Steve
Buscemi was stabbed Thursday morning, after he and fellow actor Vince
Vaughn, were involved in a Wilmington, North Carolina bar brawl. Buscemi,
Vaughn and screenwriter Scott Rosenberg were hanging out in a local bar
called the Firebelly Lounge, during their off-time filming DOMESTIC
DISTURBANCE, a movie starring John Travolta, when they got involved in
this melee. Both Vaughn and Rosenberg were arrested and thankfully
Buscemi's injuries were only minor and he's expected back on the set
Monday. Wilmington resident Timothy Fogerty, 21, was arrested and charged
Thursday with assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly stabbed
Buscemi several times in the head, throat and arm. Witnesses say that
Buscemi, Vaughn and Rosenberg were leaving the spot when the fight broke
out. Vaughn and Rosenberg were arrested and held on $600 bail.
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| BMW
Films goes live! |
April 13, 2001 |
| Source: Joey Baloney Our
BMW Films scooper 'Big Daddy Don Bodine' (who has been kind enough to provide some sweet
pics in the past) has alerted us that the official site for BMW Films has gone live. If
you're a bit sketchy on the details, this is the site that will feature a short film
series entitled THE HIRE, that will be produced by David Fincher and featuring the
following directors:
- AMBUSH by John Frankenheimer (RONIN, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE)
- CHOSEN by Ang Lee (CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON)
- THE FOLLOW by Wong Kar-Wai
- STAR by Guy Ritchie (SNATCH) and starring Madonna
- POWDER KEG by Alejandro González Iñárritu (AMORES PERROS)
- UNTITLED by Ben Younger (BOILER ROOM)
The site features all kinds of cool information on the
films, their directors and duh, the cars. You can also download the trailer for
AMBUSH, which will premiere on April 26th. If you're curious what these films will
be about, here's the official synopsis for AMBUSH:
"On a dark freeway, a van swerves close and the door
slides open. From inside, masked gunmen threaten to fire unless The Driver stops and
surrenders his passenger, a seemingly harmless man they accuse of smuggling diamonds.
Its a simple choice: do or die. Legendary director John Frankenheimer and star Clive
Owen combine talents to create a dramatic chase with some unexpected twists."
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| American Psycho 2 |
April 13, 2001 |
| Source: Hollywood Reporter Lions
Gate has given the go-ahead to AMERICAN PSYCHO 2 despite the fact that they will tarnish the good
AMERICAN
PSYCHO name. The film will star Mila
Kunis (THAT 70s SHOW, GET OVER IT) as a survivor of a Pat Bateman attack (I thought it
was all just a delusional fantasy?) who goes a little wacky herself. The college
co-ed has an obsession in becoming a certain teacher's assistant and is willing and able
to kill anyone who gets in her way. The film will be directed by Morgan J. Freeman
(not THE Morgan Freeman) who seems to have no problem directing this shite. At the
very least, I can take solace in the fact that this film is most likely going to be
direct-to-video.
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| Willis to star in Cross Check |
April 13, 2001 |
| Source: Variety Warner Bros. will pay screenwriter Gary Scott
Thompson (THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS) a high six figure salary to pen the script CROSS
CHECK, based on his own pitch to studio heads. The studio will develop the film as a
vehicle for Bruce Willis to star in and produce. So far the only details on the plot
come in this vague sentence from Variety: "Willis will play a
sleuth who gets
in way over his head in Canada." Maybe Willis is a detective who goes
undercover as a hockey player? Maybe not....
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| Wanna be in Sum of All Fears? |
April 13, 2001 |
| Source: Coming Attractions Paramount Pictures has
issued a casting call for extras to be used in a scene recreating the Super Bowl.
The shooting will take place in Montreal at Olympic Stadium on May 9th and 10th
beginning at 9am each day. To register call 514-897-2181 and simply give them your
name and number of people joining you and show up at the stadium. There will be no
monetary compensation although they will be giving out t-shirts at the end of the day and
prizes will be raffled off. Hey, isn't JoBlo headquartered in Montreal?....<yup,
which is why our own Dr. Drew might take a shot at this thang!>
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| Other news... |
April 13, 2001 |
Source: Joey Baloney
- Read a script review of MARCI X, starring Lisa Kudrow and
Damon Wayans, here
- There are a couple of shots from SHOWTIME with Eddie Murphy
and Robert De Niro here
- Noah Wyle is joining the cast of WHITE OLEANDER and you can
read all about it right here
- Maura Tierney (LIAR, LIAR) and Martin Donovan have joined
the cast of Christopher Nolan's upcoming INSOMNIA with Al Pacino. Find out more here
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| "Black
Sheep" pics |
April 12, 2001 |
| Source: Joey Baloney Here,
courtesy of long-time scooper 'Master P', we get our first look at what's happening on the
set of BLACK SHEEP. The film, which just began filming in New Jersey and New York,
stars Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins (who you can see below) and will be directed by Joel
Schumacher and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. The film revolves around a man (Rock)
who is trained by a veteran CIA agent (Hopkins) to become a secret agent; a role the man's
late brother once occupied. Check out the pics below: 

< Click on pics for bigger version >
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| Weird "A.I." internet marketing |
April 12, 2001 |
| Source: Ain't It Cool News Harry and Moriarty at AICN reported
on an interesting development in the marketing of Spielberg's latest, AI. The newest
AI trailer, released Monday, featured a mysterious credit to "Sentient Machine
Therapist - Jeanine Salla." More than a few people decided to type this name
into search engines and they came up with a whole slew of sites related to AI. The
web (no pun intended) of sites and information is waaaay too lengthy and complicated to
get into here, but try it for yourself. Type the woman's name into a search engine and follow the links that
come up. If you're even more curious, check and see who registered some of these
sites. If you're still curious, call some of the phone numbers on these
sites......
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| Palahniuk movie news |
April 12, 2001 |
| Source: Variety Author Chuck
Palahniuk (FIGHT CLUB)
has sold his latest novel, CHOKE (which hasn't even been released yet), to Bandeira
Entertainment (REQUIEM
FOR A DREAM) in a six-figure deal. CHOKE will be published this spring and
"is a story of sexual compulsion and Alzheimer's disease that
turns on a med school dropout's get-rich-quick scheme, in which he pretends to be choking
in restaurants." Fox 2000 is still developing Pahalniuk's SURVIVOR with Jake
Paltrow, who wrote the script, but it still remains in development hell. Get Ed
Norton and Kate Hudson in SURVIVOR and I will cream my jeans. Until then, I'll wait
for CHOKE which sounds just as delightfully bizarre.
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| Lions Gate acquires "O" |
April 12, 2001 |
| Source:
Variety Variety
reports that Lions Gate Entertainment has picked up the long-troubled remake of Othello,
O, from turnaround at Dimension/Miramax Films. Because of scenes that include four
gruesome high school murders, Miramax was reluctant to release the film in the wake of
real life school shootings. Lions Gate stepped in and saved the film from a
straight-to-video release and plans to distribute the film, which stars Josh
Hartnett,
Julia Stiles and Mekhi Phifer in August.
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| Sarandon joins Enchanted |
April 12, 2001 |
| Source: Hollywood Reporter Susan
Sarandon is in talks to star in an upcoming Disney live-action/animated film entitled
ENCHANTED. Actor David Hyde Pierce (FRASIER) has also been approached to join the
production. The film is a fairy tale romance that revolves around a girl who is
banished from the animated world to the real world (i.e. New York City) by your typical
Disney evil queen (Sarandon). Barry Sonnenfeld (MEN IN BLACK) will produce
the film and Disney veteran and Academy Award winner Alan Menken (BEAUTY AND THE BEAST)
will compose the score.
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| X-Files Season 3 DVD info |
April 12, 2001 |
| Source: Joey Baloney Normally
I stick to movie scoops, but being a DVD
fanatic and noticing we don't have a place to report DVD news, I'll toss this goodie in
here for ya. The X-Files Season 3 DVD is on its way to stores for release on May 8th
and these discs are chock full of goodies (and for $105 they better be). You can
read all about the discs contents and special features (which are waaaay to numerous to
list in this column) right here
and check out a first look at the DVD's menu screen below: 
< Click on pic for bigger version >
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| Other news... |
April 12, 2001 |
Source: Joey Baloney
- Stax got his hands on the script for PLANET OF THE APES and
gives it a review here
- A whole mass of pictures from the set of K-19 have popped up
on the net and you too can check them out here
- There's an update to yesterday's story of Marlon Brando's
cameo in SCARY MOVIE 2,
with details on what scene he will be involved in, that you can read here
- The official website for RUSH HOUR 2 has gone live and if
you're so inclined you can visit it by clicking here
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| Marlon
Brando in "Scary Movie 2"? |
April 11, 2001 |
| Source: Variety Variety is
reporting that Marlon Brando has been offered a plum $1 million big ones for a cameo
appearance in the upcoming Wayans' brothers sequel, SCARY MOVIE
2. The trade reports
that Brando is looking to broaden his acting chops and as such is keen on jumping aboard a
high profile comedy. This wouldn't be the first time Brando was offered big bucks
for a small role. The burly star received a whopping $4 million for just ten minutes
of screentime in 1978's SUPERMAN.
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| Has Chow Yun-Fat lost his mind?! |
April 11, 2001 |
| Source: Variety Chow Yun-Fat, star of CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN
DRAGON and the John Woo classic, HARD BOILED, has chosen his next role. The voice of
Terl the Psychlo in the BATTLEFIELD EARTH animated series. I don't know what's
worse, that someone decided to make a cartoon out of this crapfest or that an actor such
as Chow Yun-Fat would reduce himself to providing voice-over work for it. Twenty
half-hour episodes are in production of the series. In a related story, an unnamed
JoBlo staffer is looking for a rafter to hang himself from.
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| Red Dragon update |
April 11, 2001 |
| Source: Dark Horizons Ted Tally, writer of
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, spoke with Cinescape magazine and cleared the air regarding the
HANNIBAL prequel and sequel talk that's been floating about. He says it will be both
a prequel and a sequel, with the film taking place after the events in HANNIBAL with a
heavily reliance on flashbacks to the events that took place in the RED DRAGON book by
Thomas Harris. I really wish they would let this one go, but I guess when a movie
makes as much money as HANNIBAL, you're going to get a sequel, like it or not.
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| Cook goes Invisible |
April 11, 2001 |
| Source: Hollywood Reporter Rachael
Leigh Cook, soon to be seen on the big screen screwing up JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS (in her
defense, it's not really her fault), will produce and star in the
upcoming film INVISIBLE GIRL. GIRL, a low-budget comedy, revolves around a girl
seemingly invisible (hence, the title) to the rest of society, until she decides to use
herself as bait to catch a notorious serial killer. The film, which begins shooting
in early May, will be directed by first timer Max Hoffman.
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| Petersen, Zaillian join Endurance |
April 11, 2001 |
| Source: Variety Director
Wolfgang Peterson (THE PERFECT STORM) and screenwriter Steve Zaillian (SCHINDLER'S LIST)
are set to take over the troubled production of ENDURANCE, a film based on Ernest
Shackelton's tragic South Pole mission, which left most of the crew dead.
The project has been with Columbia for sometime but the studio has never been 100% happy
with the script, which has seen at least five different writers. Zaillian will pen
the final rewrite and Peterson will produce and direct the project which sounds awfully
familiar to that other based-on-a-true-story, man vs. nature film directed by Wolfgang
Peterson.
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| Other news... |
April 11, 2001 |
Source: Joey Baloney
- Our own main horror man, the Arrow, has posted his review of
the upcoming HALLOWEEN 8. Check it out here
- Another script review of the upcoming SCORPION KING film is online
and you can read it here
- Set pictures from ROAD TO PERDITION and A BEAUTIFUL MIND are
online and you can check them out right here
- Sammo Hung (MARTIAL LAW) will be directing the $50 million
film based on the video game SOUL CALIBUR. Read more about this project here
- Care to find out what role Carrie Fisher will be playing in
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK? I'm not spoiling it, but if you insist, you can read
all about it here
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| De Niro and Lopez to team |
April 10, 2001 |
| Source: Hollywood Reporter Robert De Niro and Jennifer Lopez are set to team up to remake the 1955
film LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME. The new film, which will be scripted by Howard Gould, will only
be loosely based on the original film and will follow a love triangle set in the music
industry (please, please, please spare me of any Jennifer Lopez related musical
numbers
). The original film starred Doris Day and James Cagney and was a
full-fledged musical, while this version will not be. Both stars have projects lined up
before this one, so dont expect to see this until 2002 (maybe even early 2003)
sometime.
|
| Teenage Fatal Attraction |
April 10, 2001 |
| Source: Hollywood Reporter Erika Christensen (TRAFFIC) has signed to star in a "Fatal
Attraction but set in high school" film entitled SWIMFAN85. The film, which
will also star teen up-and-comers (I think "Teen Up-and-Cummers" was the name of
a porno I once rented
.) Jesse Bradford and Shiri Appleby, revolves around a girl
(Christensen) who falls for the star swimmer in high school (Bradford) and begins to
obsess about him. The title, I assume, refers to a screen name the young girl uses to
harass the swimmer.
|
| Final Fantasy footage screening |
April 10, 2001 |
| Source: Hollywood Reporter The
highly anticipated computer animated film FINAL FANTASY was screened for journalists
on the Sony lot in Culver City,
California this weekend. A critic from the Hollywood Reporter says the footage was
"hauntingly realistic" and it "upped the ante" for computer animated
films. The film, based on the popular video game series, will hit theaters near you
on its brand new release date, July 11th.
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| Fugit
joins Pfeiffer and Penn |
April 10, 2001 |
| Source: Variety Patrick
Fugit (ALMOST FAMOUS) and newcomer Alison Lohman have been added to the cast of WHITE
OLEANDER, which already stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin Wright Penn and Renee
Zellweger.
This will be Fugits first role since starring in FAMOUS and Lohmans second
after playing a part in DRAGONFLY, opposite Kevin Costner. The movie, based on the book by
Janet Fitch, revolves around a young girl (Lohman) who travels from one foster home to
another after being abandoned by her imprisoned mother. Fugit plays a fellow foster child.
The film will begin filming later this month.
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| Other news... |
April 10, 2001 |
Source: Joey Baloney
- Want to check out a really sweet shot of the Green Goblin
mask/helmet? Click here
- Coming Attractions posted a possible plot summary for the
X-MEN sequel that you can read here
- Want to check out the teaser poster for MEN IN BLACK 2? Head
over here
and see for yourself
- John Travolta returning to his musical roots with Gwyneth
Paltrow and Winona Ryder in the Miramax film adaptation of CHICAGO? Read more here
- Unfortunately, Sly Stallone has nixed any plans for a fourth
RAMBO movie. Read Cindy Pearlman's interview here
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