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| First
"Full Frontal" pics... |
January 4, 2002 |
| Source:
AICN You'd think
I'd be more excited about the first two shots of Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts from Steven
Soderbergh's next experimental film FULL FRONTAL - but I'm not. First off, let it be
known that Brad Pitt isn't the star of this vehicle. Neither is Julia. So don't
let that fool you. Pitt's role is reportedly one script page long and Julia has less
screen time than OCEAN'S 11. No one is really the main character - it's an ensemble
really, but I suppose when you've got names like Pitt and Roberts in your film, it's easy
to ignore Blair Underwood (no offense Blair...).
In any event, I wanted the first
pics I saw from the film to mean something. To kick me in the ass and say "You have
to see this movie goddamnit!" But now we have these grainy papparazzi shots of
Brad in a weird looking suit and Julia just looking terrible. Not sure if that's her
character or what but yikes! Anyway, the pics appeared at AICN but they came from
another website, where they came from another website, and on and on, back until someone
scanned them in and put them up somewhere. I tried to find the original site but had
no luck. Anyway, take a look for yourself...

< click pics to enlarge >
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| "Goodbye,
Hello" pics.. |
January 4, 2002 |
| Source: JoBlo.com Here
are some
more shots from another 2002 release - this time it's the 1970s coming-of-age tearjerker
GOODBYE, HELLO (formerly BABY'S IN BLACK). The film, directed by Brad Silberling
(CITY OF ANGELS), follows a young man (Jaky Gyllenhaal of BUBBLE BOY fame) who lives with
the parents (played by Dustin Hoffman and Susan Sarandon) of his recently deceased
girlfriend and struggles with life and love and stuff. Via e-mail from someone named
'Sgt. Hulka' (doncha just love anonymous e-mail! Thanks!) a few small pics from the film were sent
our way:
 
 
 
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| Darabont still working on 451? |
January 4, 2002 |
| Source: Variety While out
and about promoting THE MAJESTIC (which is performing terribly and killing its chances
at any Academy Awards) writer/director Frank Darabont spoke out about his attachment to
the feature film adaptation of Ray Bradbury's classic FAHRENHEIT 451. He said that
he approached Mel Gibson, who snatched up the rights in the mid-90s, to see if he was
still interested. Gibson is apparently no longer interested in the film and Darabont
asked if he would be willing to let him direct instead. Mel agreed and Darabont is
hard at work on adapting the script. As to whether he will direct the film or not,
Darabont isn't quite sure as he'd like to take time off after the lengthy writing process.
He also added that not only was Gibson no longer interested in directing the film,
he also opted out of starring, saying someone younger should be playing renegade
firefighter Guy Montag. Interestingly enough, Darabont hinted at none-other-than
Paul Walker (JOY RIDE, FAST AND THE FURIOUS) when asked about a potential star....
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| More movie news... |
January 4, 2002 |
Source:
Variety
Actor/Singer Billy
Crawford has been cast in one of the lead roles in THE EXORCIST prequel,
alongside Liam Neeson. Crawford starred in a Philippine variety
show for eight years and released a self-titled album in 1999. John
Frankenheimer will direct the film, which remains untitled, from a script by
Caleb Carr. The film follows a young Father Merrin (Neeson) and his first encounter
with Satan while at a missionary in Africa.
Coming Soon
snagged the first look at one-sheet for the upcoming teen comedy SLACKERS, starring Jason
Schwartzman and Devon Sawa, and if you're so inclined you can
check it out by clicking here
Actress Ellen
Pompeo has joined the cast of both OLD SCHOOL with Luke Wilson
and Vince Vaughn and CATCH ME IF YOU CAN with Tom Hanks
and Leonardo DiCaprio. She will play the main romantic interest in
SCHOOL and a flight attendant who pops Leo's cherry in CATCH. Pompeo stars in the
aforementioned GOODBYE, HELLO as well as SHOWTIME with Eddie Murphy and Robert
De Niro. (The Hollywood Reporter)
FilmForce has
scored a host of sweet new pics from next year's Disney film. They've got new shots
from LILO & STITCH, TREASURE PLANET, THE COUNTRY BEARS as well as 5 new pics from the
non-kiddie dragon pic REIGN OF FIRE. Check them all out over here
I didn't
think this was such a big deal, but people are going ape-shit over it, so I suppose I have
to mention it. Yes, N*Sync will cameo in ATTACK OF THE CLONES.
Small, background, blurry one-second cameo. I don't like the band either but
I highly doubt their blink-and-you'll-miss-it roles will ruin the film. That
responsibility is taken by Jar-Jar. Thanks to all the people who wrote in with the
heads up. If you're interested, you can discuss this further with your
fellow schmoes here
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| Warner
Bros 2002 Movie Preview! |
January 3, 2001 |
| Source: Warner Bros.
Click on any of the pics
below to see the entire WARNER
BROS 2002 MOVIE PREVIEW!



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| Upcoming
DVD Release News |
January 2, 2002 |
| Source: DVD Shrine Get ready to chuck those standard edition USUAL SUSPECTS DVDs out the window.
MGM is planning on releasing a special edition DVD of the film this April that will
put that other disc to shame. DVD Shrine got all the details and let me just tell
you, it sounds pretty sweet. Click on the artwork below to find out all the juicy
details and what exactly will be included.

In other DVD news, the Snoop Dogg horror flick
BONES hits video stores on February 26th and we've got a look at the features as well as
some of the DVD menus. Here's the scoop on the disc itself along with the menus -
The Bones Platinum Series DVD
features the widescreen version of the film, Dolby Digital EX 5.1 Surround Sound, DTS ES
6.1 Surround Sound, Stereo Surround Sound, a feature-length commentary with Director
Ernest Dickerson, Snoop Dogg and Screenwriter Adam Simon, English subtitles and closed
captions. The DVD also includes deleted scenes, two documentaries "Digging Up
Bones," and "Urban Gothic: Bones and its Influences," the theatrical
trailer, animated menus and two versions of the music video, "A Dogg Named
Snoop" performed by Snoop Dogg. The DVD-ROM content includes the
"Script-to-Screen" screenplay feature as well as a link to the original website.


Pre-order
the BONES DVD here
Click
here to see the entire list of DVD RELEASES in 2002
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| Two
New Script Reviews |
January 2, 2002 |
| Source: JoBlo.com After a
long holiday weekend, Honest Abe is back to share his thoughts on two new scripts he's
read. Here's Abe with his report:
PUKA PETE (negative, minor spoilers)
I am a huge David Spade fan. I went opening night to see "Joe Dirt" and laughed
my nuts off. That said, I was so disappointed in reading his next feature which he
co-wrote. It opens up in the late 60's where Pete has a band but his lyrics, well, they
suck. He gets swallowed up by a whale (don't ask) and spit out on a beach for 30 years but
he at first thinks it's only been 2 years. To make matters worse, it turns out he has been
on the far side of Hawaii and not some uncharted island the whole time. Of course there's
the jokes involving him trying to adjust. Also, his immune system hasn't developed to
withstand life today so often he has bizarre reactions to the slightest things. The main
jist of the script involves Pete trying to find true love and through a mix up, he thinks
he has found it in supermodel Malena. He believes her to be a kindred spirit but of course
every time he gets near her, something causes him to have a violent reaction. Also, Pete's
not poor. The same whale that swallowed him up keeps spitting up gobs of pirate treasure
so Pete is financially secure. The problem is that the script was SOOOOO predictable.
Maybe I just possess keen insight but aside from a few jokes I laughed at, and a riff or
to on "Castaway", there wasn't anything to really grab me and say "hey, go
spend 9 bucks on this!!!" There's the reunion with his former hippie girlfriend who's
now all business and money and she kinda helps him back on his feet and adjust to
everything new. I would rather have had him just try to adjust the whole movie because in
my opinion, the love story angle just didn't work. Bottom line: I love David Spade but
until I see the trailer, I'm afraid I'll pass. (Maybe I'll sneak in.)
RESIDENT EVIL (positive, minor spoilers)
Creepy. That's a good way to start this review. Essentially this movie is a prologue
to everything you know about the games. And if you don't know the games, then don't sweat
it cause it ain't important. You're kept in the dark for the majority of this well written
script. You only get hints of what happened. ( the old, need to know only, routine ).
Hell, I'm still wondering about a thing or two after I finished reading it. All you really
need to know is that there is a huge (and I mean freakin' huge) private industrial
complex, Umbrella Industries, where every employee has become a zombie. If you're bitten,
you will become one eventually. The way to kill them is with a shot to the head or a neck
snap. I don't want to give away how everyone became zombies. All you need to know is that
just like in Aliens, there is a band of ass kickers who show up to eradicate the problem
only to have their own asses kicked instead. The wild cards in all this are Alice (a woman
who woke up inside the complex who was unaffected by whatever turned everyone else into
zombies, and Matt, an eco-terrorist.) Essentially this movie is a race to get from the sub
basements of the complex up to the surface level so they can escape. They do have some
help along the way but again, all I can tell you is: White Queen=Good. Red Queen=Bad.
Stumped? Tough! Elements of this remind me of John Carpenter's The Thing. (speaking of
things, there is one huge motherfucking....uh...Thing in the movie). I loved the ending
and it's set up for a sequel. I hope this looks as good as it read. Parts of this are
definitely good old fashion heart jumping scares. I expect this to be very gory too. Not
just bloody but I mean the kind of movie where your girlfriend will scream "WHY DID
YOU BRING ME TO THIS, I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES!!!" To which I say "Heh heh heh
heh heh." Bottom line: great potential to be one heart stopping rollercoaster of
suspense.
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| The
Golden Schmoes have begun!! |
January 2, 2002 |
| Source: JoBlo.com
Now's the chance for you to vote for the JoBlo's First
Golden Schmoes Awards. Below, you will find the FAQ about the awards and you
can start voting for your favorites to be nominations, here.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE "GOLDEN
SCHMOES"?
The Golden Schmoes is the name that we've chosen for the 1st Annual
JoBlo Movie Awards, in which you, that's every movie fan who visits
our site, votes for the movies which they believe were the best and their
favorites of the year. It ain't the Oscars, folks...it's REAL FUCKIN'
MOVIE FANS choosing the flicks!!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
It works in two parts. The first one is the one taking place in this forum
right now: the selection of the nominees for the awards. Again,
usually this part is reserved for old fuddie-duddies who sit and home and
watch screeners of the movies which they are sent by the suck-up studios,
but on our site, you get to choose the nominees!
This process will begin on December 31 and
end on January 31, at which point we will close all of the threads in this
forum, count up all of the nominees and decide (along with our experienced
staff) on the OFFICIAL TOP 5 NOMINATIONS for each category of the
actual awards.
And that would be the second part, the
actual picking of the winners (that would take place on the site, not the
forums). At that point, you would all have to pick only 1 selection per
category and voila...the first annual JoBlo Movie Award winners would be
announced soon thereafter! (the second part will likely take place around
the first week of February 2002)
CAN ANYONE PARTICIPATE?
As long as you're registered on the board (simple
sign-up here), in fine standing with our RULES
& GUIDELINES and love movies...you can vote!!
HOW MANY NOMINATIONS CAN WE MAKE PER
CATEGORY?
Everyone can choose up to 5 NOMINATIONS per category, but you don't
have to choose 5 if you don't have that many. In other words, if you
can only think of two BEST SCORES of the year, just put those two down as
your nominees.
CAN I VOTE FOR MOVIES WHICH I HAVEN'T
SEEN?
Well, there's no actual way for us to check this but we would seriously
ask EVERYONE to vote ONLY for those movies which you have seen!!
Please...let's try and make this first time a successful one for all.
CAN I VOTE MORE THAN ONCE?
You can EDIT your post (you do this by clicking on the 3rd icon
above your post, looking like this
) and change your nominations anytime between now and January 31, but if
you have more than 5 nominations per category, they will not be counted.
WHAT'S TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM
RE-REGISTERING UNDER OTHER NAMES AND CHEATING THAT WAY?
We have ways to find this out and if we find that someone is
"fixing" the nominations process, we will disqualify their votes
and ban them from the board. We are doing this for fun and because
we seriously want to find out what the REAL MOVIE FANS (the schmoes!!!!!)
love!! Rigging it for your own good, ain't what it's about.
ARE THE DIRECTORS/STARS REALLY GOING TO
SHOW UP IF THEY WIN?
But of course! We already have pictures of Russell Crowe, Nicole Kidman
and others (no pun intended) reserved, and I'm scanning the Net for new
photos everyday. They will all be here in splendid .jpg quality, folks!!
HOW COME THERE'S NO CATEGORY FOR
<INSERT MISSING CATEGORY HERE>?
Because it's too late and we already voted for which categories to include
in this year's awards a while back. Keep your category in mind for next
year's awards though.
FROM WHAT LIST OF MOVIES CAN WE PICK?
These are the awards for the North American release period of 2001. Please
make sure that you vote only for those films which are included in this
list here: http://www.joblo.com/ubb/Forum23/HTML/000002.html
ANY SUGGESTIONS, JOBLO?
Yeah, wait to vote. I would seriously suggest that you try and see as many
of the movies as possible, so that you can make your picks as precise as
you can (I know I am). Editing/changing your picks every other day
probably isn't the best way to go about this.
WHAT IF I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION?
You can either post it in this thread and we, psudoazn and I (the
moderators), will try and answer it (or email us). PLEASE USE THE OTHER
THREADS FOR NOMINATIONS ONLY...don't put any questions in there, or
comments or suggestions or anything. Just NOMINATIONS!!
CAN WE HAVE FUN, JOBLO?
You bet your bottom dollar you can!! We're all hoping that this baby goes
off without a major hitch and our award winners get noticed by TIME or
NEWSWEEK magazine or something...or at least...MAXIM!! (who
knows...this year, the Net...next year, the WB channel or something...
Anyway, yes...this thing is obviously supposed to be a good time for all,
so please enjoy it and let's see what THE REAL MOVIE FANS THINK!!!
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| More
movie news... |
January 2, 2002 |
| Source: JoBlo.com Legendary
horror director Wes Craven revealed last week that his project based on the video game "American
McGee's Alice" will be entirely CGI-animated and not a live-action feature as
previously thought. How involved Craven will be at this point is still not clear.
Just an exec-producer or more intimately involved?? (Variety)
The official site for Spyglass Entertainment has
been updated with official stills from some of their high-profile 2002 releases, such as
ABANDON (is that our own Arrow's name in the
credit list-- see John Fallon...you bet!!!), REIGN OF FIRE, DRAGONFLY and THE COUNT OF MONTE
CRISTO.
If you're at all interested in Steven
Soderbergh's next
film, the experimental quasi-sequel to SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE titled FULL FRONTAL, check
out the film's teaser site at www.fullfrontal.com.
This was the first page of all copies of the script that were mailed out to
potential actors and actresses. Weird....
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