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"- Osama bin Laden rises from the grave to wreak bloody havoc in Osombie
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"- Ridley Scott WILL direct Cormac McCarthy's The Counselor, Michael Fassbender eyed?
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"- Celebrate "Women of Horror Month" by watching The Perfect House & donating to breast cancer awareness
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"- Universal taps feature first time director Gary Shore for Dracula Year Zero
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"- New Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter pic shows the Pres. with his trusty axe
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"- Summit pushes Jonathan Levine's zom-com Warm Bodies back 6 months
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"- Peep John "The Arrow" Fallon tear it up in these new Dead Shadows stills
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"- Emma Thompson joins supernatural love story Beautiful Creatures
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"- Russell Crowe in talks to stalk Dracula in newly-revived Harker
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"- DVD RELEASE DATES: February and March 2012
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"- HORROR TEN SPOT: Best Horror Boobies of a New Generation!
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"- Syfy developing TV show based on Legion? That angel movie?!
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"- Silent Hill director Christophe Gans making Beauty and the Beast with Vincent Cassel
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"- KILL OF THE DAY: Scarecrows (1988)
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"- The JoBlo Sunday Night Movie Chat: Romero's Dawn of the Dead
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"- The Cabin In The Woods scores itself a UK Quad
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"- The Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman is getting sued over the property
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"- Whoa, is this a teaser for American Horror Story Season 2? - bring your 3-D glasses
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"- Sink your teeth into Lionsgate's Night Wolf hitting DVD this coming April
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"- DVD REVIEW: Mail Order
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