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Ratnerized posters Nov. 10, 2009
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I'm not sure what artistic inspiration or creative process leads people to Photoshop director/fanboy punching bag Brett Ratner into various movie posters... but I lawled at the results.

Some of the more amusing and disturbing examples are below, and you can see the whole series so far over at tumblr. Hope you're prepared for the night terrors. Thanks (I think) to 'Cody' for pointing the way.

Extra Tidbit: Sometimes I wonder why Ratner catches so much hell.

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TarantinoDork
2:17AM on 11/13/2009
A name-dropping Hollywood douchebag who makes movies for people with ADD. Eli Roth with ten times the influence and one tenth the talent.
A name-dropping Hollywood douchebag who makes movies for people with ADD. Eli Roth with ten times the influence and one tenth the talent.
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HAHAHAHA!
MastaSlur777
3:16AM on 11/12/2009
The best one was "Bad Director: Port of Call Hollywood" and the tagline "The Only Criminal He Cant Catch Is Himself". How true!

LoL. Honestly though, I dont think hes THAT BAD a director, I enjoyed all ...
The best one was "Bad Director: Port of Call Hollywood" and the tagline "The Only Criminal He Cant Catch Is Himself". How true!

LoL. Honestly though, I dont think hes THAT BAD a director, I enjoyed all the Rush Hours. But he is definately not better than anyone else in Hollywood.


Ummm......I think I contradicted myself. I guess he is pretty bad
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Lucky Denver
8:48PM on 11/11/2009
Ravatard is my favorite. Haha!
Ravatard is my favorite. Haha!
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Sulaco
3:30PM on 11/11/2009
I hate this motherfucker.
I hate this motherfucker.
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Brothers one
slickyz
11:13AM on 11/11/2009
I laughed so hard at the brothers one. The tag line is gold! hahaha!!
I laughed so hard at the brothers one. The tag line is gold! hahaha!!
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anothet no talent bastard
i love lamp
10:05AM on 11/11/2009
who schoomzed and ass kissed his way to the top and is now spiraling headlong towards the bottom. can't wait to see him hit the pavement of obscurity,drug addiction and eventual untimely death.

too harsh?
who schoomzed and ass kissed his way to the top and is now spiraling headlong towards the bottom. can't wait to see him hit the pavement of obscurity,drug addiction and eventual untimely death.

too harsh?
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FrancoYesca
10:08AM on 11/11/2009
Not harsh enough.
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DookieMercury
3:38AM on 11/11/2009
That jackass deserves all kinds of hell killing X-Men the way he did. Who's idea was it to bring back an out of shape Chris Tucker for Rush Hour 3?
That jackass deserves all kinds of hell killing X-Men the way he did. Who's idea was it to bring back an out of shape Chris Tucker for Rush Hour 3?
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D_Rex
2:30AM on 11/11/2009
I almost want to feel bad for him...but he deserves it. Haha, what a douche.
I almost want to feel bad for him...but he deserves it. Haha, what a douche.
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Mut
1:39AM on 11/11/2009
Those are awesome. Simply awesome.
Those are awesome. Simply awesome.
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Why?
Resurrected
1:10AM on 11/11/2009
'Cause he's a complete fucking tool.
'Cause he's a complete fucking tool.
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razgriz21
12:44AM on 11/11/2009
Ratner is a douche bag.
Ratner is a douche bag.
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FrancoYesca
10:07AM on 11/11/2009
I'll answer: Because he has no talent and makes nothing but less than mediocre movies. He thinks he deserves to be treated like the next Scorsese, with movies like MONEY TALKS and RED DRAGON under his belt.
 
 
Dekard77
3:11AM on 11/11/2009
may I ask Y???
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Venom3344
11:29PM on 11/10/2009
whoops...double post.
whoops...double post.
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Venom3344
11:27PM on 11/10/2009
Haha...holy shit this is kick ass.
Haha...holy shit this is kick ass.
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