Ratner's Conan?!?
What's not so good in life? To crush the audience hopes and hear the squealing of some fine chicks.
Ahem. We've been hearing about the new CONAN flick for a while now, as the barbarian surfs on a resurgence of popularity. A bunch of screenwriters have wrestled with the Cimmerian over the past year or so, and while many director's names (everyone from Rob Zombie to Neil Marshall) have drifted around the project like those hand-animated spirits fluttering around Mako, none have come to fruition.
So how would you feel about... Brett Ratner?
That's the current skullduggery according to Dread Central -- Ratner may be attached to the project, virtually ensuring its visual anonymity, tons of scantily clad whores and warrior-babes, and uncomfortable amount of comic relief.
On the plus side, if the script is good enough, Ratner may just come in for point-and-shoot filmmaking, letting the second unit and FX crew handle the grander task of creating something watchable.
Ratner has been on and off a number of other projects over the past year or two, so we'll see how this shakes out.
Source: Dread Central
Extra Tidbit: Crom... grant me one request. A decent CONAN movie. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!







































































































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I fucking hate all this dude's movies. And I anticipated all of them a lot, and not 1 of them managed to live up to my hopes of them being any good.
He's a guy who graduated from film school with C.
He's straight up point ...
I fucking hate all this dude's movies. And I anticipated all of them a lot, and not 1 of them managed to live up to my hopes of them being any good.
He's a guy who graduated from film school with C.
He's straight up point and shoot, and totally uncreative.
And when he wants to get creative, he ruins things like the last x-men flick.
I hope you're reading this Ratner, you fat fuck, you're terrible. I do not care what the hell you think about yourself, and if you come up with the whole: "well I am a working director and it's not something everyone can do.", bullshit, I'll track you down and beat that fucking jew-bag constant five-o'clock shadow off your cherubic little face, Because you're not good at it. Get a different job. you'd probably be a great production assistant, with all the cock you probably suck, and ass you kiss. Get someone some fucking coffee, and realize that is your world.
You seriously are the laughing stock of so many of us. Ratner, you my friend, are about 2 ladder rungs above uwe boll in shittiness.
I wouldn't let you direct my sister's fucking wedding you cock-smoker. Seriously. So so seriously. Fucking retard.
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BEST JOKE OF THE DAY ?
BEST JOKE OF THE DAY ?
10:07AM on 09/18/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
-Rush Hour 3
-Red Dragon
-X-Men: The Last Stand
Plus, the guy recently wanted to make a "Guitar Hero" motion picture... yeah.
As you can see, movie fans have plenty of reasons to be upset.
-Rush Hour 3
-Red Dragon
-X-Men: The Last Stand
Plus, the guy recently wanted to make a "Guitar Hero" motion picture... yeah.
As you can see, movie fans have plenty of reasons to be upset.
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If you have an issue, here's a tissue...
If you have an issue, here's a tissue...
8:17AM on 09/18/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hey Crom, Screw YOU! Im going solo.
Hey Crom, Screw YOU! Im going solo.
7:24AM on 09/18/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
NO.
NO.
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And Jack Grimaldi Uwe Boll has absolutely no idea he's a shit director and that's part of...
And Jack Grimaldi Uwe Boll has absolutely no idea he's a shit director and that's part of his problem.
12:59AM on 09/18/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I think Uwe Boll is FAR from knowing he's a shit director.
In regards to Ratner, I hope this does...
I think Uwe Boll is FAR from knowing he's a shit director.
In regards to Ratner, I hope this doesn't come into fruition. I'm not entirely sold on another CONAN flick either, to be honest.
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Where's the, "Stop Bret Ratner from making films" petition?
Where's the, "Stop Bret Ratner from making films" petition?
11:12PM on 09/17/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
But seeing his face on TV, after X-Men 3 makes me upset. He upsets me.
But seeing his face on TV, after X-Men 3 makes me upset. He upsets me.
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