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The Last Boyscout (1991)
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Review Date: June 22, 2001
Director: Tony Scott
Writer: Shane Black
Producers: Michael Levy, Joel Silver
Actors:
Bruce Willis
Damon Wayans
Chelsea Field
Review:
Holy shit, I don't remember this movie being this much fun!!

If you're looking for some good cheezy fun, if you're looking for Halle Berry as a stripper, if you're looking for some of the best quotable one-liners from the past decade (see below), if you're looking for Bruce Willis playing John McClane again but not in an official DIE HARD sequel, if you're looking for Tony Scott perfecting his Tony Scott-ness, if you're looking for some great stunts, cool laughs and kick ass action, if you're looking for one of the cooler opening scenes of all-time, if you're looking to drop your brain off before you watch a film, if you're looking for Danielle Harris as a kid, if you're looking for crazy violence, if you're looking for one of the hipper "black/white partners working together despite not liking each other up front" movies, if you're looking for the ultimate anti-hero, a man whose own family hates his guts, loves to smoke, swear and drink like a fish and if you're looking for one of the cooler, better "action" movies put together by uber-producer Joel Silver and writer Shane Black from the early 90s, this movie is ideally shaped for you!

Mind you, I'm presently in quite the intoxicated state of mind, but trust me, I wasn't like this throughout the movie, and certainly enjoyed all of its goings-on.

Some of my favorite lines in this film, courtesy of the IMDd, include:

Jimmy Dix: Hi, you're nobody! Joe Hallenbeck: Shhh, don't tell anyone.

Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife.

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain... Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Scrabble Man: Drop the gun, Hallenbeck! Bit late for a stroll, don't you think? Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, you girls oughta be gettin' home. Jimmy Dix: Yeah, streetlights are on. Jake: Shut up fuckface. Joe Hallenbeck: I'm fuckface, he's asshole.
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2:37AM on 04/29/2006

Excellent Action

I just watched this finally and had a fucking blast. Willis and Wayans work wonderfully together, the one liners are funny and sharp and the action kicks serious ass. This is the reason i love action films.
I just watched this finally and had a fucking blast. Willis and Wayans work wonderfully together, the one liners are funny and sharp and the action kicks serious ass. This is the reason i love action films.
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11:07PM on 04/28/2006
i loved this movie since i was a kid and my mo took me to see it my favorite lines are:

joe-oh i think i fucked a squirel to death
jimmie-no i dont think your fat your just a whole lot of woman- now listen up big momma

joes wife-who did this joe?
joe-mr rodgers, how the fuck should i know.
joes wife-the boys are makin fun of her braces at school again little basterds
joe-yeah well............she'll be fuckin em by the time shes fourteen

classic stuff man
i loved this movie since i was a kid and my mo took me to see it my favorite lines are:

joe-oh i think i fucked a squirel to death
jimmie-no i dont think your fat your just a whole lot of woman- now listen up big momma

joes wife-who did this joe?
joe-mr rodgers, how the fuck should i know.
joes wife-the boys are makin fun of her braces at school again little basterds
joe-yeah well............she'll be fuckin em by the time shes fourteen

classic stuff man
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8:20AM on 04/28/2006
Man, I forgot how much I liked this movie. Great one-liners, kickass action, and two leads that play really well off of each other. Just a good ole fashion shoot-em up action flick. Good times, good times.

And since we're on the favorite quotes from the movie schpeel:

Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody whose about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time

Man, I forgot how much I liked this movie. Great one-liners, kickass action, and two leads that play really well off of each other. Just a good ole fashion shoot-em up action flick. Good times, good times.

And since we're on the favorite quotes from the movie schpeel:

Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody whose about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

Jimmy Dix: If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time

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4:10AM on 04/28/2006
Wow! I'm really glad that you adore this movie as much as I am.
Another great one-liner.

Joe Hallenbeck: If you touch me again I'll kill you!
Wow! I'm really glad that you adore this movie as much as I am.
Another great one-liner.

Joe Hallenbeck: If you touch me again I'll kill you!
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