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Review Date: June 15, 2006
Director: Jared Hess
Writer: Mike White, Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess
Producers: Jack Black, David Klawans, Julia Pistor, Mike White
Actors:
Jack Black as Nacho Hector Jimenez as Esqueleto Ana de la Reguera as Sister Encarnacion |
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Oh, and let’s not forget the cute romance between Black’s character (a friar) and the local (hottie) nun. Sure, this might offend those with religion pumping through their veins, but for me, I recognized the whole thing as a “movie”, and enjoyed it for what it was: a fun time. On the aside, I was sure that the girl playing the part of the nun was the same (hottie) girl who played the maid in SPANGLISH, but I was wrong. That said, the main two things that I really enjoyed about this film were its unique nature, set in the world of the Mexican Luchadores, and the always amusing antics of Jack Black, who continued his odd behavior here, and just cracked me up with many of his physical moves, as well as his over-the-top enunciation of certain words. The cute fat Mexican kid also reminded me a lot of the cute fat white kid from BAD SANTA, while the film as a whole had that certain “Wes Anderson feel”, somewhat RUSHMORE-ian (although obviously, not as tight or serious). This film exaggerates for effect, it features a man of God bouncing off the ropes in a wrestling ring dressed as a superhero goofball, and at the same time, manages to develop a believable rapport between himself and a (hottie) nun and the orphans under his care. It also doesn’t outstay its welcome…short and sweet. Not for everyone, but definitely for me. I had a good time. Then again, I might be biased as it’s well-known that I looooove nachos! Dassa joke.






See it, everyone. Aside from Clerks 2, this is almost guaranteed to be the funniest film of the year (admittedly, not hard against films like Date Movie and Scary Movie 4)
See it, everyone. Aside from Clerks 2, this is almost guaranteed to be the funniest film of the year (admittedly, not hard against films like Date Movie and Scary Movie 4)
Sadly, that's all this movie has going for it. I'm not going to mince words here. This is one of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. If the audience I was with is any indincation, this will likely be a hit as almost everyone around me seemed to be laughing and having a good time. But I just sat there almost completely stone faced for nearly the
Sadly, that's all this movie has going for it. I'm not going to mince words here. This is one of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. If the audience I was with is any indincation, this will likely be a hit as almost everyone around me seemed to be laughing and having a good time. But I just sat there almost completely stone faced for nearly the entire movie and that's when I wasn't dozing off. Despite the awful trailer and commercials, I actually did go in wanting to have a good time. Still, needless to say I had low expectations. But no amount of low expectations could prepare me for truly awful this movie is. I think I may have chuckled twice and that's it. And even then it was more out of desperation than out of genuine laughter.
In the right role, Jack Black can be an immensely appealing actor (High Fidelity, Orange County, School of Rock, King Kong). This is not that role. What Black does here isn't acting. He's mugging infront of the camera. It's an irritating, finger nails in the chalk board performance. And it's not even the worse performance in the friggin' movie!
It's unfathomable to me that this drek was written by Mike White. I can't believe the same guy who wrote Orange County, School of Rock and several episodes of Dawson's Creek was the same guy that wrote this movie. Unbelievable.
I didn't think I would see a worse film than Ultraviolet this year. I was wrong. This is even worse. I'd say that I don't think I'll see a worse movie than this for the rest of the year, but after saying that for Ultraviolet I'm actually afraid to. But this is about as painfully unwatchable as comedies get. Ugh. EXTREMELY UGH!