Review Date: August 09, 2003
Director: Martin Brest
Writer: Martin Brest
Producers: Martin Brest, Casey Silver
Ben Affleck as Larry Gigli
Jennifer Lopez as Ricki
Justin Bartha as Brian
By the way, I would like to thank the filmmakers for slapping Lopez in as little clothing as possible in a number of scenes, but would also require further explanation as to why she's completely "robed up" during a love-making sequence? How does that work?? The hottest couple in Hollywood are in the throws of passion and the only one flying birthday suit is Big Ben? Pleaaaaze! But what ultimately breaks this film isn't its mediocre screenplay, overly-written dialogue or over-the-top score (this ain't a friggin' Oscar flick, folks...knock it down a few notches), it's the element that has broken many a film before and will break many more in the future and that's its incapacity to balance humor and drama effectively. Martin Brest is no James L. Brooks. There are some films that are able to successfully balance stupid, funny moments with tender emotional ones, but this movie isn't one of them. Some of the humor made me chuckle and some of the emotional angles worked, but on the whole, it just didn't seem to know what it wanted to be. Its finale is a prime example of just that. Ironically, it apparently re-shot its ending after disastrous test screenings, but I can't imagine it being much worse than the dragged-out one here. Incidentally, for fans of both Al Pacino and Christopher Walken, pay close attention because both actors make one-scene "cameos" here. Pacino is fun to watch, but goes totally "Pacino" at the end of his huge monologue (someone should have told Brest that this film's dialogue was just too long at points-then again, this is the same dude who made the 18-hour long MEET JOE BLACK), while Walken is a blast as usual, but he too, seems to be "playing Walken" to a certain extent.
So is the movie as bad as they say? Absolutely not. It's a passable romantic comedy with hints of drama and not much story, but if you dig the two leads, want to see what all the fuss is about and don't mind watching a mentally challenged kid swear and sing along to rap music every now and again (and no, I'm not talking about Eminem), give it a whirl. Oh yeah, did I mention J-Lo's monologue about how "pussies" are better than "penis", the spread-eagle she offers Affleck before asking him to "gobble-gobble" down on her and the "joke" she makes about "sucking his cock for 12 hours straight"? No? Well, that's in there too.