Review Date: July 03, 2001
Director: Keenan Ivory Wayans
Writer: Seven different people!
Producers: Eric L. Gold
Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell
Shawn Wayans as Ray Maker
Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks
Unfortunately, the film plummets straight down after that, with dumb parodies of many teen flicks that have nothing to do with horror such as SAVE THE LAST DANCE and DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR, and other action movies like CHARLIE'S ANGELS and MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2. Now help me figure this one out, will you? Isn't this supposed to be a parody film of HORROR MOVIES?!? (or maybe that's just the title of the film F-ing with my head). Well, I'm sorry to have to say this but the only horror in this film is its lame-ass script! The Wayans brothers should have known better than to look towards the Weinstein brothers (money) instead of the Zucker brothers (comedy) for this sequel. Unfortunately for us, all we're left with here is a skeleton of a film which might've been funny, had it been worked over a few more times, tightened up here and there, and been injected with more solid laughs. But as things stand now, there is no doubt in my mind that the obvious greed to capitalize on the success of last year's film has led everyone down this path, so screw them for not trying as hard (critically speaking, of course). You should all be ashamed of yourselves for not putting enough "real" effort into this chop-job and for not providing your fans with the ultimate of your talents. Pooh on you! (That's telling 'em, JoBlo! Sheesh)
BTW, I'm allotting one point alone to actress Kathleen Robertson, whose massive breasts and skanky g-string had me chompin' at the bit. You go, girl! Everyone else...stay!