Review Date: December 08, 1999
Director: Mike Mitchell
Writer: Rob Schneider, Harris Goldberg
Producers: Sidney Ganis, Barry Bernardi
Don't get me wrong here folks, you aren't gonna find the lost scenes from CASABLANCA in here, but God help me if I didn't appreciate the obvious but poignant "make the best of what you have" message woven into Schneider's goofy script. And if all that wasn't enough, you have an excellent cast of side characters, including one of the most intense cops put to film (with a "small" fixation on his own penis), a beautiful girlfriend, who also happens to be a pretty decent actress, and Oded Fehr, who if you hadn't noticed by the umpteen love notes inscribed after my MUMMY (8/10) review, is a great looking man with an ass that would put most porno stars to shame. And the mane...wow! Another hilarious turn is also given to the character of Deuce's dad in this movie. His description of how he met Deuce's mom is to die for! The one thing which surprisingly didn't work for me, were the epilogues at the end of the movie. They seemed to be wanting to be funny, but just fell flat. All in all, this movie is filled with cheap, filthy and quick humor, and if that's what you're looking for, this should be your ticket to he-bitch heaven (you'll fully appreciate that line after you see the film).
And for God's sakes, if you truly do not like childish, dirty and "stupid" humor, do us all a favor and skip this movie, because you'll just end up bitching about it later, even though a flashing neon light is telling you "this is NOT for you!". Don't say I didn't warn you :).