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After the Sunset (2004)
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Review Date: November 10, 2004
Director: Brett Ratner
Writer: Paul Zbyzsewski, Craig Rosenberg
Producers: Jay Stern, Beau Flynn
Actors:
Pierce Brosnan as Max
Salma Hayek as Lola
Woody Harrelson as Stan
Plot:

A world-class diamond thief and his super-sexy-hottie partner pull off one last major job and decide to retire to paradise island and live happily off their earnings. But can a man whose expertise in a field that makes him the envy of all men, including a wanting FBI agent, really ever quit his passion? With Salma Hayek in a bikini on your bed…I see no reason why he can’t. Then again, I’m not Pierce Brosnan and the last experience I had with a diamond included the words “You suck” and “You can’t even afford to buy me a…!”. Well, you get the picture.

Critique:
My understanding is that as a tribute to master filmmaker Stanley Kubrick and his classic DR. STRANGELOVE…, the makers of this movie initially wanted to title it AFTER THE SUNSET or HOW WE COULD SHOW AS MUCH OF SALMA HAYEK’S BODY WITHOUT ACTUALLY SHOWING ANY NUDITY, but decided against it, since it would take up too much space on the poster (and cut away from Hayek’s hotness on that as well). All that to say that if you enjoy “safe”, “cute” and not altogether original or surprising capers filled with a variety of scenes featuring the lovely Ms. Hayek in a number of revealing outfits, including plenty of bikinis and “bending over” shots, this puff-piece from director Brett Ratner might just fill your stomach if hungry for that type of meal. If, on the other hand, you saw James Bond on the poster and thought that the film might actually come through as a nail-biting thriller with twists and turns that you didn’t see coming, I’m sorry to report that this is nothing like that, and that you would likely be quite disappointed if you go in, believing it to be a serious-minded heist flick. Everything in this movie looks gorgeous though (particularly Ms. Hayek’s luscious boobies), especially its locations, all of which are breathtakingly infectious and make you just want to quit your job and take a long-ass vacation down to the Caribbean—that is, if you could afford to quit and do that sort of thing, of course. The actors also seemed to be having fun and it was nice to Woody Harrelson back on the big screen, despite portraying one of the goofiest FBI agents ever created on film (stick around for the final scene and note his “hemp” pants…nice!).

Brosnan is Brosnan, the charming, sly, mysterious and all-around semi-boring lead with a 3-day shave intact throughout the entire movie and enough hair on his chest to compete against Robin Williams and Alec Baldwin in the chest-hair Olympics. His chemistry with “lover” Hayek is also entirely absent, but they’re fun to watch “pretending” to be in love, at least. Action-wise, other than the film’s potent opening, there really isn’t much at all, with much of the film focusing on Brosnan’s temptation to steal again and everyone’s attempt to either get him to steal again, or get him not to steal again. That said, I was never really bored throughout the movie, and appreciated many of its more superficial assets including the aforementioned umpteen shots of Ms. Hayek and her wondrous gifts from God, the goofy humor injected by Harrelson, the awesome locales and gorgeous beaches, Pierce Brosnan’s chest-hair and the generally semi-interesting plot-line, which semi-surprised me only once throughout, and even then, not by much (this ain’t David Mamet stuff, folks). Basically, it’s a “cute” date movie or video rental that is likely to be appreciated by most anyone on an aesthetic front, and likely entertain most enough to be satisfied as you walk out of the theater, but not fulfilling enough to restrain in your memory banks for over an hour after the movie is done. Especially after you “do your business” following the viewing. Wow.

(c) 2016 Berge Garabedian
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11:43AM on 12/30/2005
A pretty decent movie that turned out to be more of a comedy than anything else. What I expected to be a movie filled with mind games and twists and turns was I flick with some good one-liners and very little guessing games. The biggest puzzle was if Pierce Brosnan really wanted to pull off one last job. The main plot was really the relationships Brosnan had with his girl, Lola, and the FBI guy that's chasing him, played by Woody Harrelson.

It was a nice change of pace getting away from
A pretty decent movie that turned out to be more of a comedy than anything else. What I expected to be a movie filled with mind games and twists and turns was I flick with some good one-liners and very little guessing games. The biggest puzzle was if Pierce Brosnan really wanted to pull off one last job. The main plot was really the relationships Brosnan had with his girl, Lola, and the FBI guy that's chasing him, played by Woody Harrelson.

It was a nice change of pace getting away from these heist movies that has an aging master thief being forced out of retirement and it always leaves you guessing how's the guy going to do it. Instead, this one looks at how this guy's business hurts his relationship with the woman he loves and how he likes to mess around with the guy chasing him. It lead to some very funny moments, humorous one-liners, and a decent ending.

If you like Pierce Brosnan, you'll like this movie. He takes a cue from 007 and plays the aging thief well. It's not too far from his Thomas Crown from a few years ago. Woody Harrelson was also pretty good opposite the former Bond. He can deliver the comedy as well as do whatever else is necessary for the role.

Salma Hayek is HOOOOOOOT!!! And director Brett Ratner kept reminding us of that absolute fact!! From low cut tank tops to bikinis to wearing nothing (settle down . . . we get her back, nothing else), ooooh boy what a ride.
Unfortunately, Don Cheadle was underused and they could've given him something worthy of his acting ability instead of what he got. It's still good to see him in a movie.

This movie isn't special in any way, but it's still a good time at the movies and I'm glad I got to catch a screening of it. If anything, watch it for the goddess Hayek. She doesn't disappoint.
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