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Ricky Bobby's ballad May. 22, 2008
Source: FunnyorDie.com   by: Ben Barna

Can someone answer a question me? I’ve been slitting my wrists all night, trying to figure out. And instead of doing that, all I’ve been doing is almost passing out. In fact, I’m pretty sure this shirt is ruined—blood doesn’t come out, right?—and I’ll probably have to spend a little time in the hospital. Anyway, before I lose consciousness, let me ask you this: why was the best part of TALLADEGA NIGHTS left off the theater version and the DVD. And why is it premiering only now? Okay, that’s two questions, but I feel faint. See what I mean BELOW.

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creepshow on May 24 2008, 10:15:16 PM writes:

Fucking yawn.
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Mut on May 22 2008, 12:05:13 PM writes:

Sure, the scene wasn't funny the whole way through, but there were some pretty hilarious one-liners. I can definitely see why it was left out of the movie, though. At around ten minutes in length, it would have seriously bogged down the pace.
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h on May 22 2008, 10:02:38 AM writes:
ERR
It wasn't in the film because it was a 10 minute scene that only had one funny line in it (the blood/potassium thing)... It was really long, really dull, and just a bit shit. And what on earth is with Ben's article too? Some of the stuff on this site is just getting weirder and weirder...
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mr boejangles on May 22 2008, 8:54:28 AM writes:

DEWeY COX !
yea they left it out so they can double dip their dvd balls all over your face and into your wallet trying to get your dollars to stick to it.
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dxwwf3 on May 22 2008, 6:49:20 AM writes:
MEH
I absolutely love the movie and I did enjoy that scene, but it wasn't good enough to be in the film. If it were in the final cut of the film, it wouldn't have been in the top 25 funniest moments. Still, I'm glad to get to see it finally.
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poppopbluth on May 22 2008, 4:35:54 AM writes:
YEAAAAAAAH....
no, its true, really isnt that funny. kind of boring actually, but i did like the movie. thanks be to little infant baby jesus....
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poppopbluth on May 22 2008, 4:29:41 AM writes:
YEAAAAAAAH....
no, its true, really isnt that funny. kind of boring actually, but i did like the movie. thanks be to little infant baby jesus....
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johnhawks on May 22 2008, 3:52:55 AM writes:
THE ANSWER:
Well, they left it out because it's not funny. I was there when they shot this, it wasn't funny then either.
I actually didn't like this movie anyway though, so maybe I'm just being a naysayer. :(

:)
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