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Robo Geisha? Jun. 30, 2009
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There's obviously some kind of unspoken challenge out to Japanese filmmakers to put the most gore on screen, leading to exponential waves of gushing red and carved meat.

So from MACHINE GIRL to TOKYO GORE POLICE to VAMPIRE GIRL vs. FRANKENSTEIN GIRL, and now ROBO GEISHA. Which is, naturally, about a weaponized cyborg geisha. Witness the deadly crustaceans, bleeding buildings and other bladed lunacy, and scrub your eyes later.

Extra Tidbit: Do movies like this really need much more than a trailer?

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Jack Grimaldi
9:07PM on 07/02/2009
I'll watch it. I need to know why the fuck the chick was bleeding out her ass?!?!?!? Nishimura's stuff is entertaining in a twisted sick kinda good way.
I'll watch it. I need to know why the fuck the chick was bleeding out her ass?!?!?!? Nishimura's stuff is entertaining in a twisted sick kinda good way.
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That trailer was about 3 minutes too long
Craig
12:16PM on 07/01/2009
If this is anything like Machine Girl, I don't support it. Nothing in common with classic Japanese exploitation. It is a sad day when there is a Japanese film homaging an American homaging Japanese films (Tarantino). ...
If this is anything like Machine Girl, I don't support it. Nothing in common with classic Japanese exploitation. It is a sad day when there is a Japanese film homaging an American homaging Japanese films (Tarantino).

Even more sad that a company like Panik House that actually released classic weird Japanese films from directors like Teuro Ishii had no support from film fans and crap like this is all the rage.
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jluckhurst41
5:39AM on 07/01/2009
It reminds me of the Fembots from the Austin Powers movies
It reminds me of the Fembots from the Austin Powers movies
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OneFanToAnother
4:31AM on 07/01/2009
This looks almost as funny as the classic "Robo Vampire" (reviewed in the so 'bad it's good' DVD clinic section).
This looks almost as funny as the classic "Robo Vampire" (reviewed in the so 'bad it's good' DVD clinic section).
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thundercat64
3:10AM on 07/01/2009
Can't wait to watch this drunk with friends.
Can't wait to watch this drunk with friends.
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Netforce
2:12AM on 07/01/2009
Geisha Transform, Fried Shrimp, Tengu Milk and even a transforming-castle robot!! I'm game.
Geisha Transform, Fried Shrimp, Tengu Milk and even a transforming-castle robot!! I'm game.
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GGear0323
1:19AM on 07/01/2009
ass swords, acidic breast milk, and FRIED SHRIMP!!!! YES, not to mention the girl transforms into a tank. this represents all that is right /disturbed about Japan. expect the remake in a year or so. starring Megan Fox.
ass swords, acidic breast milk, and FRIED SHRIMP!!!! YES, not to mention the girl transforms into a tank. this represents all that is right /disturbed about Japan. expect the remake in a year or so. starring Megan Fox.
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WTF
JakeLikesMovies
11:02PM on 06/30/2009
They had me at fried shrimp!
They had me at fried shrimp!









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