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Russia's Commando Jun. 25, 2008
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When astute JoBlo reader 'exterminatrixx' pointed the way to a trailer for a "Russian remake of COMMANDO", I assumed it was simply a new action flick that was influenced by Mr. Schwarzenegger's fine work.

But nope -- while it takes a few liberties with the original (a skimobile, a hotter stewardess -- all due respect to Rae Dawn Chong), it otherwise seems like a scene-for-scene repeat of Arnie's 80s masterpiece of cartoon violence. In fact, it might be even further over-the-top. I don't know what they're saying, but I don't think it really matters. Dig it.

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Extra Tidbit: A search on The Google tells me the flick is called DAY D. Thanks, Twitch!

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Preston_79
12:48AM on 06/28/2008
looks horrible.
looks horrible.
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love it
smooveluv
11:07AM on 06/26/2008
get an American distributor. I want to see this on the bottom shelf of blockbuster next week. Which will be about how long it takes to get that horn loop out of my head.

That dirty shirt he had on is ...
get an American distributor. I want to see this on the bottom shelf of blockbuster next week. Which will be about how long it takes to get that horn loop out of my head.

That dirty shirt he had on is like some kind of ode to the Arnold action shirt archetype.

At least it wasn't Raw Deal - the black sheep of the Arnold 80's action flick family.
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beeeaudiful!
pimpdaddyb
7:12AM on 06/26/2008
A cheesy & shitty eurotrash remake of a gloriously cliched 1980's comic-book bullet ballet... who could ask for more? seriously, i wanna see it. At least this guy is more comprehensible than Arnie (god-bless-his-soul...
A cheesy & shitty eurotrash remake of a gloriously cliched 1980's comic-book bullet ballet... who could ask for more? seriously, i wanna see it. At least this guy is more comprehensible than Arnie (god-bless-his-soul) Schwarzennegger was in Commando!
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Mut
3:16AM on 06/26/2008
As if all the Hollywood remakes weren't pointless enough! Ugh ...
As if all the Hollywood remakes weren't pointless enough! Ugh ...
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copy-cats
buddha
12:51AM on 06/26/2008
at least they had the decency to copy hollywoods love of having people with machine guns fire at an easy target, and completely miss by a mile, leaving the unprotected hero to save the day...

honestly, ...
at least they had the decency to copy hollywoods love of having people with machine guns fire at an easy target, and completely miss by a mile, leaving the unprotected hero to save the day...

honestly, if one more movie has a guy in a helicopter shooting and missing a target on the ground, i will physically yell at the screen to move the stick a little to the side, so instead of strafing a neat row on each side of our hero, they could move a foot over and just blow him to smithereens...but i digress...
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Digifruitella
11:29PM on 06/25/2008
the stewardess is Alexandra Ursulyak, I haven't checked if her name will show up in english as it's MY way of latinizing her name

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Oh, C'mon
FireCaptain4
11:08PM on 06/25/2008
Now, granted, that trailer is some funny shit. But once the reality strikes that this is an actual film- and not schnanigans- one can't help but feel sad.

Remake or no, COMMANDO will always and forever ...
Now, granted, that trailer is some funny shit. But once the reality strikes that this is an actual film- and not schnanigans- one can't help but feel sad.

Remake or no, COMMANDO will always and forever ever be a cheesy, trashy Schwarzenegger classic.
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Hotter Stewardess?
Battosai
10:41PM on 06/25/2008
Right on! Who is she?
Right on! Who is she?









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