Awfully Good TAGS

Awfully Good: Mission: Impossible II + Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (Video)

Seeing Tom Cruise on a motorcycle in the previews for MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION reminds me of one thing…   Mission: Impossible II (2000)   Director: John Woo Stars: Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandie Newton   Ethan Hunt must save the world from a deadly virus, but struggles against an unseen force that continually causes his...

Awfully Good: The Wizard

Adam Sandler can battle video games in PIXELS. I'll take Kevin Arnold doing the same in… The Wizard (1989) Director: Todd Holland Stars: Fred Savage, Jenny Lewis, Luke Edwards   Fred Savage takes his autistic half-brother and...

Awfully Good: Getting Lucky + Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

In honor of ANT-MAN, we look at the best/worst shrinking scene in history…    Getting Lucky (1990) Director: Michael Paul Girard Stars: Steven Cooke, Lezlie Z. McCraw, Rick McDowell   A nerdy high schooler meets a drunken leprechaun who gives him three wishes, one of which may or may not involve him shrinking himself...

Awfully Good: American Cyborg: Steel Warrior + Lady Terminator (Video)

Over the years, we've covered a number of TERMINATOR ripoffs and killer robot movies—including LADY TERMINATOR , CYBORG SOLDIER , ROBOGEISHA and RUNAWAY starring Tom Selleck's mustache—but now it's time to meet…   American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993)   Director: Boaz Davidson Stars: Joe Lara, Nicole Hansen, John Ryan  ...

Awfully Good: The Country Bears with Christopher Walken

No matter what crass hijinks TED gets in to in his sequel this week, he will never be as disturbing as… The Country Bears (2002) Director: Peter Hastings Stars: Christopher Walken, Haley Joel Osment, Diedrich Bader   Christopher Walken is mad at bears for ruining his armpit farting career. THE COUNTRY...

Awfully Good: Sir Billi with Sean Connery

I'm happy to say INSIDE OUT is a glorious return to form for Pixar. On the complete opposite end of the animated spectrum is…  Sir Billi (2012) Director: Sascha Hartmann Stars: Sean Connery, Alan Cumming, Ruby Wax   An elderly skateboarding veterinarian is the only man heroic enough to save Bessie Boo the Beaver from...

Awfully Good: Tammy and the T-Rex (Video)

There are many terrible dinosaur movies with which to celebrate JURASSIC WORLD's release. CARNOSAUR, THEODORE REX, PREHYSTERIA, A NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL just to name a few. But one film eclipses those in spectacular fashion…   Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)   Director: Stewart Raffill Stars: Paul Walker, Denise Richards, Terry...

Awfully Good: Spy Kids 4D: All the Time in the World

In searching for the worst spy movies, I was tempted to cover SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER this week solely because of Sylvester Stallone's amazing performance , but that movie looks like THE GODFATHER compared to… Spy Kids 4D: All the Time in the World (2011) Director: Robert Rodriguez Stars: Jessica Alba, Joel McHale, Jeremy Piven  ...

Awfully Good: The Black Hole

With TOMORROWLAND an apparent disappointment , we look back at another costly Disney sci-fi failure… The Black Hole (1979) Director: Gary Nelson Stars: Maximilian Schell, Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster   A group of astronauts encounter a massive spaceship impossibly close to a black hole and find it inhabited by a...

Awfully Good: Steel Dawn + The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (Video)

You definitely will not be disappointed by the absolutely amazing MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. However, I make no promises about this week's movie…   Steel Dawn (1987)   Director: Lance Hool Stars: Patrick Swayze, Lisa Niemi, Brion James   In a desert wasteland overrun by famine and warlords, the only savior: Patrick...

Awfully Good: Zombeavers

  Zombeavers (2014) Director: Jordan Rubin Stars: Rachel Melvin, Cortney Palm, John Mayer   A canister of bio-hazardous waste falls in to a beaver lodge, resulting in angry, unkillable, oversized rodents. Coincidentally, this happens around the same time a group of horny teenagers arrive at a nearby cabin. Huh... It would be easy to...

Awfully Good: Nick Fury with David Hasselhoff! + Captain America (video)

As the Avengers assemble in AGE OF ULTRON this week, we look back at the true beginnings of the Marvel Cinematic Universe…    Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)   Director: Rod Hardy   Stars: David Hasselhoff, Lisa Rinna, Sandra Hess   One-eyed bastard Nick Fury must take a break from routine misogyny and chain smoking to return to...
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