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Awfully Good: Space Truckers

Need to prepare for the next volume of the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY? Here's another colorful sci-fi movie about a gang of misfits on a mission in space…   Space Truckers (1996)   Director: Stuart Gordon Stars: Dennis Hopper, Stephen Dorff, Debi Mazar An intergalactic truck driver is tasked with delivering a secret...
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Awfully Good: Monster A Go-Go

2016 claimed yet another celebrity this week: director Herschell Gordon Lewis, the "Godfather of Gore." We've covered Lewis' early slasher-splatter film BLOOD FEAST and while he's best known as a pioneer of graphic violence, around these parts his most lasting work is without a doubt….   Monster A Go-Go (1965)  ...
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Sausage Party director to direct Toxic Avenger remake

I'm going to put it out there: I don't particularly like Troma films. I understand they have their fans, and trust me I understand their appeal, it's just not quite my thing (I like my bad, cheap, camp movies to not be so self-aware). Having said that, I am intrigued by the idea of TOXIC AVENGER reboot. Probably curiosity more than anything, since part of the first...
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Bruce Willis & Hayden Christensen team up for generically-titled First Kill

Man, I want a Bruce Willis who gives a shit back. It's not like he can't still give a great performance (just look at the recent MOONRISE KINGDOM). It's just that he seems content to do basically two-day walk-ons in Rebox action movies while half-comatose. Even during action scenes he seems bored. This brings us to FIRST KILL, which also stars  Hayden...
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Awfully Good: Sharknado: The 4th Awakens

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (2016) Director: Anthony C. Ferrante Stars: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, David Hasselhoff For God's sake, you know the drill. The Law of Diminishing Returns has never been more apparent than with the SHARKNADO series. The first one caught everyone (including the SyFy Channel) by surprise, while the sequel —still...
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Awfully Good: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama + Mortal Kombat 2

Seth Rogen has to deal with a sorority in NEIGHBORS 2 this week, but at least it isn't THIS sorority…   Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)   Director: David DeCoteau Stars: Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Michelle Bauer   After getting caught spying on their spanktastic hazing initiation, three...
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Awfully Good: Return of the Killer Tomatoes with George Clooney

Before he was a MONEY MONSTER, let's revisit what George Clooney used to have to do for cash… Return of the Killer Tomatoes (1988) Director: John De Bello Stars: George Clooney, Anthony Starke, Karen Mistal   An evil scientist discovers a way to use music to turn tomatoes in to human super soldiers, and only George...
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Awfully Good: 1979's Captain America and Captain America II (Video)

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR has some big shoes to fill if it wants to live up to...   Captain America (1979)   Director: Rod Holcomb Stars: Reb Brown, Len Birman, Heather Menzies-Urich   Fledgling artist Steve Rogers and his Street Van of Justice™ are the only things standing in the way of America receiving the...
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Awfully Good: Turkish Star Wars + Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (Video)

  Turkish Star Wars (1982)   Director: Some Turkish Guy Stars: Other Turkish Guys   A group of intergalactic heroes laugh in the face of international copyright law.  Remember last week when I accused STARCRASH of ripping off STAR WARS? TURKISH STAR WARS (formally known as "Dünyayı Kurtaran...
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Awfully Good: Starcrash

As everyone gears up for THE FORCE AWAKENS, we'll spend the next few weeks looking at some of the worst STAR WARS-inspired flicks…   Starcrash (1978)   Director: Luigi Cozzi Stars: Caroline Munro, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Plummer   Intergalactic thief and bare skin enthusiast Stella Star gets a pardon from...
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Awfully Good: Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves + Octopussy (Video)

  Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves (2015)   Director: Ross Patterson Stars: Jessie Wiseman, Lin Shaye , Barry Bostwick   After losing her sight and hearing in a vicious wolf attack, Helen Keller uses her remaining senses to become an unstoppable lycan-murdering machine.  We've covered plenty of movies...
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Awfully Good: The Fantastic Four (1994)

The Fantastic Four (1994) Director: Oley Sassone Stars: Alex Hyde-White, Rebecca Staab, Jay Underwood   Four astronauts are zapped with cosmic rays from a passing comet, giving them powers beyond their wildest dreams. Unless their wildest dreams include having their movie seen by the public…  Aside from Jerry Lewis'...
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