At least the Michael Bay TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES has to be better than this. Right?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Director: Stuart Gillard
Stars: Paige Turco, Elias Koteas, Corey Feldman
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo go back in time to save feudal Japan from evil white people.
The first two TEENAGE...
Director: Stuart Gillard Stars: Harland Williams , Beau Bridges , William Sadler
NASA sends the right man to prove there's no intelligent life on Mars.
If this column has taught us anything, it's that every movie, no matter how terrible, has its fans. We all have our guilty pleasures—those movies we're...