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Tautou as Chanel Jan. 4, 2009
Source: ComingSoon   by: Daniel Barna

Audrey Tautou is that rare breed of beautiful woman who I don't necessarily want to sleep with, but instead would like to travel with, or walk through a garden with, or cook mussels with, or visit the Tate Modern with, or go scarf shopping with, or walk The Brooklyn Bridge with, or eat soft serve ice cream with, or go apple picking with, or go vintage record shopping with. She's too fragile, and classy and elegant for me to do sexual things with. Just check out this picture of her playing fashion icon Coco Chanel in COCO AVANT CHANEL to see what I mean. See? I'm not crazy.

Extra Tidbit: Audrey takes pictures of every reporter that photographs her and keeps them in a scrapbook. Adorable.

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WalterKovacs on Jan 8 2009, 12:49:55 AM writes:

I hate you Daniel. Where the hell is Ben??!!!
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Genetic Carnage on Jan 6 2009, 10:58:58 PM writes:

Daniel, you do a lot of scarf shopping do you?
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clockworkhorror on Jan 5 2009, 9:56:05 PM writes:

ah, i would watch anything with Audrey Tautou in it.
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ever_green on Jan 5 2009, 10:33:32 AM writes:

I've had a crush on her since Amelie and I wear Platinum Egoiste, so I'm very excited to see this
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annihilist on Jan 5 2009, 4:06:03 AM writes:

oh hell yeah. we'd go apple picking after.
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JesseNick on Jan 4 2009, 11:29:25 PM writes:

Ummm... I'd do her.
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