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The Ten Spot 1/2 - Blowjobs Nov. 2, 2009
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10 Awkward Movie Blow-Jobs

I imagine all mainstream movie blow-jobs are awkward in one way or another, unless you're Chloe Sevigny. Something tells me there isn't an acting class for pretending to have a dick in your mouth while bobbing up and down in front of a flesh colored banana hammock. And what if there's an erection involved? How does everybody in the room ignore that? It makes for good cinema though, and that's what we're here to talk about - movies and blow-jobs. I wonder why I've never won an award for my writing.

10. Stinky BJ - MALLRATS

The actual awkwardness of this blow-job is left to our imagination as Brodie (Jason Lee) tells TS (Jeremy London) his girlfriend dumped him because he farted while she was going down on him. The epitome of dick & fart jokes.

9. Paranormal BJ - GHOSTBUSTERS

Getting head from dead people is pretty weird. Especially when the dead hottie looks exactly like your real-life wife. What was more awkward though is when I forgot about this scene and threw it on for my 6-year-old niece and she asked why the ghost is taking his pants off. Uh.... remember Slimer? He was funny, right?

8. Vehicular BJ - PARENTHOOD

The picture above has nothing to do with the scene but seeing Steve Martin with a fistful of dildo makes me giggle, so I threw it in there. The actual blow-job in question is given by Mary Steenburgen to Martin to relieve some stress on the road. They then proceed to run off the road and smash into shit. That last paragraph was sooooo stressful to write. I'll be right back.

7. Seizure BJ - MISS MARCH

Epilepsy, fellatio, and strobe lights don't mix. This is what I learned here. Also, when you decide to ignore my fancy blow-job advice and try this at home, make sure you have a fork handy to stab her in the face with after she locks down on your junk. I learned that too. Me learn good.

6. Decapitated BJ - HAUTE TENSION

Getting head in your truck on the side of the road is risky. What if someone sees? No worries here though because when the authorities come asking what the hell is going on he can just tell them "Jokes on you, Pig. I wern't havin' no sex in public, I was fuckin' this here skull from the bitch I slaughtered up yonder." Drive safe.

See you in a bit with 5-1

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Brer B8a
10:25PM on 11/02/2009
Requiem for a Dream when Connely starts going down on the drug dealer. What a depressing scene.
Requiem for a Dream when Connely starts going down on the drug dealer. What a depressing scene.
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Ace Ventura
duffer
8:06PM on 11/02/2009
After Ace he finds the lost dog in the beginning. Classic.
After Ace he finds the lost dog in the beginning. Classic.
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Jim Law
8:18PM on 11/02/2009
Nice. I totally forgot about this one.
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Sword-fish for #1!
ActionFan81
12:07PM on 11/02/2009
Nothing like a good BJ while computer hacking! :D
Nothing like a good BJ while computer hacking! :D
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Oarker
9:24AM on 11/02/2009
1 or 2 should be George Carlin In jay and silent Bob stike back or for that matter Jay on the Carrie Fisher the nun
1 or 2 should be George Carlin In jay and silent Bob stike back or for that matter Jay on the Carrie Fisher the nun
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Cool!
ElderPredator
8:22AM on 11/02/2009
Either way, Chloe will win #1 as she gave a REAL BLOWJOB.
Either way, Chloe will win #1 as she gave a REAL BLOWJOB.
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RobGordon
10:56AM on 11/02/2009
Chloë Sevigny in Vincent Gallo´s "The Brown Bunny" several years ago.
 
 
xylemsith
10:29AM on 11/02/2009
Ok . . . I'm obviously in the dark here . . . when did this happen?
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great list so far
DemonDan
7:38AM on 11/02/2009
I would have to put The World According to Garp as #1. Just priceless.
I would have to put The World According to Garp as #1. Just priceless.









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