The Ten Spot 1/2 - Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel's 10 Hottest Moments

I seemed to be having some sort of Jessica Biel overload the last couple weeks. Everywhere I turned, there she was. I took this as a sign and set myself on a mission to uncover everything that she's ever done to make herself such a dominating force in my life. I was just going to mail this column in - take ten scenes out of her films and post a picture for each - but I decided to go the extra mile and really dig deep for some quality pics and any video we had on her. And because I'm sick of hearing my own thoughts telling me what to write - less talky, more Biely.

Honourable Mention: Being Jessica Rabbit on SNL

This wasn't all that great to tell the truth. Hardly funny, minimal angles, but there's something about having my inner child collide with the perverted thirty-something in me. Funny thing is though, the character is still hotter as a cartoon.

10. LONDON

Other than a fantastic performance by Jason Statham, LONDON features some great sexiness, a lot of side boob, impressive pussy-whipping abilities, and flashback sex all courtesy of our heroine. She plays the hot ex-girlfriend better than anyone in the world.

9. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

If I ever tell you that I don't mind THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake, it's because of Jessica Biel. Her skin tight jeans and white tank top set up a sub-plot for me all on their own. When will she get wet? Bingo. I'd love to see her from behind. Bingo. Does she love me? ..........

8. The POWDER BLUE TRAILER

I have to stick with the trailer here since the DVD does go straight to shelves until June. Whatever - this could have been a laundry detergent commercial, as long as Ms. Biel is a stripper it'll be on this list.

7. THE RULES OF ATTRACTION

How come the real life slutty girls you meet in life don't ever look like this? The easy girls that went to my collage could have been on the men's wrestling team. So big and aggressive they were. Jessica Biel comes walking down the hall in front of my basketball team in '94 shit-faced, wearing her underwear and she's probably scarred for life the next morning.

6. The Gear Magazine Shoot

After four years on '7th Heaven' Jess decided it was time to spice up her career. Posing semi-nude on the cover of a magazine at the age of 17 will do just that. God bless her. This was the moment that made her career and even though she says she regrets it now, I'm sure she doesn't mind being a millionaire and rubbing privates with Timberlake every night.

See you in a bit with 5-1

Source: JoBlo