I'll be honest. when someone ask me what I think the worst movie ever made is, I'd usually go with an abomination like THE SWEETEST THING, or something from Uwe Boll's catalogue. But this video just makes me realise how much more absolutely horrific cinema there is out there. Some of it is actually so bad that it made me laugh out loud. The pick of the bunch definitely has to be the dialogue in SHARK ATTACK 3 which is actually pretty much the greatest line of dialogue I believe has ever been committed to film.
Extra Tidbit:I wish I hadn't already heard that SHARK ATTACK 3 dialogue, when it was floating around the JoBlo.com forums.
Greatest movie line ever. I had never heard of this scene till I read about it over on Arrow's site a few month's ago. I watched the scene and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Bad??? Try classic.
Greatest movie line ever. I had never heard of this scene till I read about it over on Arrow's site a few month's ago. I watched the scene and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Bad??? Try classic.
the funny thing is i just saw enter the ninja this weekend.. and made it my duty to annoy the hell out of my boyfriend by re-enacting that scene over and over!
the funny thing is i just saw enter the ninja this weekend.. and made it my duty to annoy the hell out of my boyfriend by re-enacting that scene over and over!
Europeans don't count. Everyone knows that. Otherwise Americans wouldn't need to remake all of your movies so that they were simpler and easier for the mass market to appreciate. Duh!
Anyone who is skit...
Europeans don't count. Everyone knows that. Otherwise Americans wouldn't need to remake all of your movies so that they were simpler and easier for the mass market to appreciate. Duh!
Anyone who is skittish of the letter Z gets a firm spanking on their arse from me. They've got a major fetish for S's THEN, don't they?
Really funny, and I always wonder how financing is acquired for such piece of garbage films like the Shark Attack Series. Can't believe I had to type "Series" must have been some tax write-off huh? Really funny stu...
Really funny, and I always wonder how financing is acquired for such piece of garbage films like the Shark Attack Series. Can't believe I had to type "Series" must have been some tax write-off huh? Really funny stuff though.
Hey I remember that film, I think I saw it on AMC or Spike, some crappy channel like that, any I thought BOA Vs. Python was bad and House of the Dead 2! But you reminded me the crappiest Jaws rip-off films of all time...
Hey I remember that film, I think I saw it on AMC or Spike, some crappy channel like that, any I thought BOA Vs. Python was bad and House of the Dead 2! But you reminded me the crappiest Jaws rip-off films of all time the Shark Attack trilogy. Be a wear for that this film will make you laugh, cry and eventually throw up!
Starring John Barrowman who stars as Captain Jack in Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood, no less! Not only does he deliver the legendary line, he's gay, which might explain the wooden way (no pun intended) that it ...
Starring John Barrowman who stars as Captain Jack in Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood, no less! Not only does he deliver the legendary line, he's gay, which might explain the wooden way (no pun intended) that it came out there!
Hey I made that video! wow it's fuckin surreal to see my crap up on my favorite website...check out my other videos on youtube and I'm getting paid to make videos like it for cracked.com. check it out.
Hey I made that video! wow it's fuckin surreal to see my crap up on my favorite website...check out my other videos on youtube and I'm getting paid to make videos like it for cracked.com. check it out.
hahah that stuff is excellent... the shark attack line is classic.. i thought the silent night, deadly night 2 guy said "garbage day!" and then capped his ass... hahaha good shit
hahah that stuff is excellent... the shark attack line is classic.. i thought the silent night, deadly night 2 guy said "garbage day!" and then capped his ass... hahaha good shit
Personally, I can't believe I've never seen silent Night Deadly night 2. If anything just to understand why someone screams "Carpet stain!?!?!?!" then shoots a guy. And Troll 2 for that matter. Is it sad that I want t...
Personally, I can't believe I've never seen silent Night Deadly night 2. If anything just to understand why someone screams "Carpet stain!?!?!?!" then shoots a guy. And Troll 2 for that matter. Is it sad that I want to see these now?
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9:13PM on 06/21/2007