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The worst movies ever Jun. 20, 2007
Source: Youtube   by: James Thoo

I'll be honest. when someone ask me what I think the worst movie ever made is, I'd usually go with an abomination like THE SWEETEST THING, or something from Uwe Boll's catalogue. But this video just makes me realise how much more absolutely horrific cinema there is out there. Some of it is actually so bad that it made me laugh out loud. The pick of the bunch definitely has to be the dialogue in SHARK ATTACK 3 which is actually pretty much the greatest line of dialogue I believe has ever been committed to film.

Extra Tidbit: I wish I hadn't already heard that SHARK ATTACK 3 dialogue, when it was floating around the JoBlo.com forums.

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Lemmywinks on Jun 21 2007, 9:13:10 PM writes:
TROLL 2 IS THE BEST
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD. I laughed so hard to that.
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Gore 4 All on Jun 21 2007, 6:05:07 PM writes:
GARBAGE DAY
Greatest movie line ever. I had never heard of this scene till I read about it over on Arrow's site a few month's ago. I watched the scene and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Bad??? Try classic.
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h on Jun 21 2007, 1:56:10 PM writes:
HAHAHAHAHA
Most entertaining JoBlo article for ages :) Who cares if it's just a link...
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darqjade on Jun 21 2007, 1:09:11 PM writes:
NINJAS IN WHITE.. VERY STEALTHY!
the funny thing is i just saw enter the ninja this weekend.. and made it my duty to annoy the hell out of my boyfriend by re-enacting that scene over and over!
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AwesomeZara on Jun 21 2007, 2:22:41 AM writes:
PSSHAH...
Europeans don't count. Everyone knows that. Otherwise Americans wouldn't need to remake all of your movies so that they were simpler and easier for the mass market to appreciate. Duh!

Anyone who is skittish of the letter Z gets a firm spanking on their arse from me. They've got a major fetish for S's THEN, don't they?
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Stratburst on Jun 21 2007, 12:02:26 AM writes:
HEH-HEH-HEH . . .
Got some fodder for my next Cheesy Movie Nite (and yes that spelling was deliberate).

BTW, that line in Shark Attack 3 was an ad-lib. John Barrowman said it to get a laugh and, for some insane reason, the editor dropped in the movie.
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shelman2392 on Jun 20 2007, 11:59:24 PM writes:
SHARK ATTACKS? SERIOUSLY MORE THAN 1? HA!
Really funny, and I always wonder how financing is acquired for such piece of garbage films like the Shark Attack Series. Can't believe I had to type "Series" must have been some tax write-off huh? Really funny stuff though.
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Grail on Jun 20 2007, 11:45:34 PM writes:
HEY AWESOMEZARA...
Unless, of course, Vini happens to be from Europe, and the UK in particular, in which case "offence" would be the proper spelling.

Careful with your own rocks there...
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Funnyman on Jun 20 2007, 11:37:13 PM writes:

Imight have to buy Shark Attck 3 just to own thatshit...LOL
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AwesomeZara on Jun 20 2007, 11:34:04 PM writes:
HEY VINI?
As a matter of hilarity, it's "No offenSe," oh Mighty Advocator of Spell Checking.

You be careful with those rocks in your little glass house, will ya?
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