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Trachtenberg on Dicks Jun. 29, 2009
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Source: Variety

Bruce Willis sure seems to have some fine looking daughters. In the movies, anyway.

After Mary Elizabeth Winstead in LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, sweet young Michelle Trachtenberg will pretend to carry his DNA in the currently filming buddy cop comedy A COUPLE OF DICKS.

Kevin Smith is directing the flick about pair of detectives (Willis and Tracy Morgan) who track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and contend with gangsters and laundered drug money.

Smith collaborator Jason Lee is also on board as Trachtenberg's stepfather, which makes me realize that Lee is somehow now almost forty. Adam Brody and Seann William Scott are already on board.

The project was previously in development with Robin Williams and James Gandolfini as the cops. Which version would you rather see? I like this one:

Extra Tidbit: Aside from her pouty lips and tight frame, Trachtenberg has one seriously impressive tongue..

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RoyMantooth
6:20PM on 06/30/2009
i would rather see the williams/gandolfini version. gandolfini's a funny bastard. we've had enough badass/funny limbo with willis.
i would rather see the williams/gandolfini version. gandolfini's a funny bastard. we've had enough badass/funny limbo with willis.
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Urlevich
1:31PM on 06/30/2009
I just love the article's title.
I just love the article's title.
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the_deacon
12:42PM on 06/30/2009
Love her on Gossip Girl. So evil...
Love her on Gossip Girl. So evil...
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Donnie_Darko
1:37AM on 06/30/2009
She will always be the ever annoying Dawn Summers. But those lips... (checks her age)... yea, them some sexy lips. :)
She will always be the ever annoying Dawn Summers. But those lips... (checks her age)... yea, them some sexy lips. :)
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Dr.Frankenstein
11:52PM on 06/29/2009
Michelle was so cute as a kid on "The Adventures Of Pete & Pete" w/ Iggy Pop as her dad! (cool show btw!) and now-her films like "Black Christmas" and this new one-She's a total piece of Aaaaaaaaaa! yummy
Michelle was so cute as a kid on "The Adventures Of Pete & Pete" w/ Iggy Pop as her dad! (cool show btw!) and now-her films like "Black Christmas" and this new one-She's a total piece of Aaaaaaaaaa! yummy









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