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Twilight banner Oct. 8, 2008
Source: MTV
by: James Thoo


MTV have the latest banner for TWILIGHT, the highly, highly anticipated movie about some broad who falls in love with a vampire. You can check it out ABOVE.

Of course, this latest piece of TWILIGHT marketing is right on track to make this movie look like the biggest piece of shit ever made. Nobody on this thing looks remotely good. Kristen Stewart is ok, I guess, but you could put Stalin on this banner and next to the 'super sexy umm not quite' gang we've got here he'd look pretty good too. That Pattinson dude barely even looks human. Or is that the point? Aw whatever.

Extra Tidbit: I really don't get the appeal of this thing at all.

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intothebadlands on Oct 8 2008, 8:15:18 PM writes:

I'm going to keep a somewhat muted opinion on this until the film actually comes out-- I have some faith in Catherine Hardwicke. I really liked both 'Thirteen' and 'Lords of Dogtown'.

But you're right about the marketing-- that's a shitty banner.
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MrPink077 on Oct 8 2008, 6:12:10 PM writes:
I DON'T WANT TO READ THE FUCKING BOOKS!
This movie looks like shit, the books sound like shit... all this coming from a guy who loved THE LOST BOYS as a youngin' back in the 80s... maybe that's the problem: I'm a GROWN MAN and this movie appeals to TWEENY GIRLS who don't know shit from a rose when it comes to the movies!
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StarDestroyer on Oct 8 2008, 3:51:01 PM writes:

Vampires are gay. The only time they're worth watching in movies is when they're viciously being killed. Ideally, it would be awesome if Blade just showed up, said "Coochie Coo" and then proceeded to kill everyone in the cast.
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Syang on Oct 8 2008, 3:23:10 PM writes:
THE BOOKS ARE GARBAGE
I tried. They are worse than those Harlequin romances. Poorly written. I can't believe so many tweens like it. It shows the level of culture of our young generation. BTW, the problem with Twilight is that it doesn't win a single movie goer outside the book fandom. It will have a big opening and then fall like a rock.
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jackieboy on Oct 8 2008, 3:20:47 PM writes:
AWFUL
Between this and Dragon Ball Z...sort of reminds me of the appeal of Beverly Hills Chiuhawa. And I've read the books...they are fucking awful!
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Preston_79 on Oct 8 2008, 2:46:32 PM writes:

Again....it looks like a battle of trailer trash vampires. Read the books are you kidding me? I'll rip out the pages and wipe my ass with them.
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johnelitist on Oct 8 2008, 1:18:43 PM writes:

A story written for 14 year old girls with the intent of nabbing some of the phenomenal success brought by Harry Potter. Shame shame. Glad it didn't work. Hopefully this movie will kill the series all together!
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Saint_Vengence on Oct 8 2008, 1:11:16 PM writes:
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS and you'll understand the movie better dumbasses, and some people are right about Pattison- They could have picked an ALOT better looking edward.
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Saint_Vengence on Oct 8 2008, 1:11:14 PM writes:
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS and you'll understand the movie better dumbasses, and some people are right about Pattison- They could have picked an ALOT better looking edward.
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SoundGirl on Oct 8 2008, 12:09:33 PM writes:
WHY?
Why is this popular?
I tried to read the first chapter of the first book. It was sooo bad that I went from reading, to skimming, to just saying "F*** this."
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