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Uwe Boll is awesome Apr. 9, 2008
Source: MovieSet   by: James Thoo

I'm not being lazy here. There are literally a million things in my head that I could say in response to what you're about to see, but perhaps for the first time in my JoBlo.com career: I feel that there is no comment necessary. And that anything I write, any joke I try to crack, will only cheapen what is truly a momentous occasion. Thus, without further ado:



POSTAL comes out 23rd May. STOP UWE BOLL petition HERE (currently 140,768 signatures). LOVE LIVE UWE BOLL petition HERE (currently 816 signatures).

Extra Tidbit: If nothing else parents can use this video to teach their kids about humility.

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russ138 on Apr 10 2008, 5:30:51 PM writes:
VERY FUNNY.... RIGHT?
I mean, he HAS to know that his movies are crap. Right? I mean, I imagine he did watch Alone in the Dark at some point, right? Or maybe that explains it... maybe he directed over his cell phone or something. His movies are terrible though. I mean I HAVE seen worse but he is bad. Very, very, bad.
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Mummyman2006 on Apr 10 2008, 4:02:15 PM writes:
BRILLANT
All of you are fools if you think this is for real. It's just a good PR stunt on Bolls part. Just like the boxing. We may all hate him but the point is we still talk about him and this is exactly what he wants. Think about it people, POSTAL opens very soon in the theaters this is all well timed. He's all about the spectacle of it all like Barnum Baily! He is the guy we LOVE to HATE and he knows this and is using it to his advantage! Boll I hate your films and you know they are shit on a cows balls but you bring a smile to my face and make this industry even more fun! His movies may suck but he never fails to keep us entertained in some fashion.
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randychico on Apr 10 2008, 3:29:14 PM writes:

I'm nots a fucking retard like Michael Bay.... haha...

this is awesome stuff
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Crimson_Kahuna on Apr 10 2008, 12:18:58 PM writes:
THE ONLY...
... area he can be considered a genius in is that he's able to convince people to give him money to create an inferior McMovie product time after time.

Other than that, he's talentless. And a total douche for telling me that I need to "wake up".
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mutant_gorilla on Apr 10 2008, 11:55:44 AM writes:
FANTASTIC
So now on the list of people I want to slap in the face.

1) Shirley Phelps-Roper and the rest of the Westboro Baptist Church

2) Uwe Boll
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drexxell on Apr 10 2008, 7:24:17 AM writes:

So either he's:

A) Serious -- making him almost dangerously unstable
or
B) Kidding -- making him the worst "straight man" comic ever

Either way, fuck off Uwe.
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SchiezaInc08 on Apr 10 2008, 4:00:41 AM writes:
MY NEW FAVORITE DIRECTOR
I don't give a shit what people say about this guy, after this video, this dude in my book rocks. I signed the petition before this but now I wish I hadn't, this man is fucking awesome!
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Paulie on Apr 10 2008, 1:45:04 AM writes:

Eurotrash. Always entertaining to see.
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xrats on Apr 9 2008, 11:21:31 PM writes:

The man really is some kind of demented genius. I seriously can not tell if he is joking or not. If he's joking, brilliant! If not, man is this guy deluded.

Michael Bay and Eli Roth, while both not even close to genius level or even in the top 40-50 directors currently working; I would consider any of their films masterpieces to the inept crapitudes that are Boll's films.
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justinpdrew on Apr 9 2008, 9:33:48 PM writes:

Ha ha ha! Why are people freaking out? He's joking, for sure.

Still, he needs to be eaten by wolves. The Christmas Critters from South Park need to pee in his eye socket. Because he's made a career out of fucking with the American Film Industry and then insulting it by making shit movies, and laughing as he rakes in cash.
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