Uwe Boll is awesome

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by: James Thoo Apr. 9, 2008

I'm not being lazy here. There are literally a million things in my head that I could say in response to what you're about to see, but perhaps for the first time in my JoBlo.com career: I feel that there is no comment necessary. And that anything I write, any joke I try to crack, will only cheapen what is truly a momentous occasion. Thus, without further ado:



POSTAL comes out 23rd May. STOP UWE BOLL petition HERE (currently 140,768 signatures). LOVE LIVE UWE BOLL petition HERE (currently 816 signatures).

Source: MovieSet

Extra Tidbit: If nothing else parents can use this video to teach their kids about humility.

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russ138
5:30PM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Very Funny.... Right?
I mean, he HAS to know that his movies are crap. Right? I mean, I imagine he did watch Alone in the Dark at some point, right? Or maybe that explains it... maybe he directed over his cell phone or something. His movies are terrible though. I mean I HAVE seen worse but he is bad. Very, very, bad.
I mean, he HAS to know that his movies are crap. Right? I mean, I imagine he did watch Alone in the Dark at some point, right? Or maybe that explains it... maybe he directed over his cell phone or something. His movies are terrible though. I mean I HAVE seen worse but he is bad. Very, very, bad.
 
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Mummyman2006
4:02PM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Brillant
All of you are fools if you think this is for real. It's just a good PR stunt on Bolls part. Just like the boxing. We may all hate him but the point is we still talk about him and this is exactly what he wants. Think about it people, POSTAL opens very soon in the theaters this is all well timed. He's all about the spectacle of it all like Barnum Baily! He is the guy we LOVE to HATE and he knows...
All of you are fools if you think this is for real. It's just a good PR stunt on Bolls part. Just like the boxing. We may all hate him but the point is we still talk about him and this is exactly what he wants. Think about it people, POSTAL opens very soon in the theaters this is all well timed. He's all about the spectacle of it all like Barnum Baily! He is the guy we LOVE to HATE and he knows this and is using it to his advantage! Boll I hate your films and you know they are shit on a cows balls but you bring a smile to my face and make this industry even more fun! His movies may suck but he never fails to keep us entertained in some fashion.
 
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randychico
3:29PM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm nots a fucking retard like Michael Bay.... haha...

this is awesome stuff
I'm nots a fucking retard like Michael Bay.... haha...

this is awesome stuff
 
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Crimson_Kahuna
12:18PM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
the only...
... area he can be considered a genius in is that he's able to convince people to give him money to create an inferior McMovie product time after time.

Other than that, he's talentless. And a total douche for telling me that I need to "wake up".
... area he can be considered a genius in is that he's able to convince people to give him money to create an inferior McMovie product time after time.

Other than that, he's talentless. And a total douche for telling me that I need to "wake up".
 
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mutant_gorilla
11:55AM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Fantastic
So now on the list of people I want to slap in the face.

1) Shirley Phelps-Roper and the rest of the Westboro Baptist Church

2) Uwe Boll
So now on the list of people I want to slap in the face.

1) Shirley Phelps-Roper and the rest of the Westboro Baptist Church

2) Uwe Boll
 
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drexxell
7:24AM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
So either he's:

A) Serious -- making him almost dangerously unstable
or
B) Kidding -- making him the worst "straight man" comic ever

Either way, fuck off Uwe.
So either he's:

A) Serious -- making him almost dangerously unstable
or
B) Kidding -- making him the worst "straight man" comic ever

Either way, fuck off Uwe.
 
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SchiezaInc08
4:00AM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
My new favorite director
I don't give a shit what people say about this guy, after this video, this dude in my book rocks. I signed the petition before this but now I wish I hadn't, this man is fucking awesome!
I don't give a shit what people say about this guy, after this video, this dude in my book rocks. I signed the petition before this but now I wish I hadn't, this man is fucking awesome!
 
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Paulie
1:45AM on 04/10/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Eurotrash. Always entertaining to see.
Eurotrash. Always entertaining to see.
 
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xrats
11:21PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The man really is some kind of demented genius. I seriously can not tell if he is joking or not. If he's joking, brilliant! If not, man is this guy deluded.

Michael Bay and Eli Roth, while both not even close to genius level or even in the top 40-50 directors currently working; I would consider any of their films masterpieces to the inept crapitudes that are Boll's films.
The man really is some kind of demented genius. I seriously can not tell if he is joking or not. If he's joking, brilliant! If not, man is this guy deluded.

Michael Bay and Eli Roth, while both not even close to genius level or even in the top 40-50 directors currently working; I would consider any of their films masterpieces to the inept crapitudes that are Boll's films.
 
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justinpdrew
9:33PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Ha ha ha! Why are people freaking out? He's joking, for sure.

Still, he needs to be eaten by wolves. The Christmas Critters from South Park need to pee in his eye socket. Because he's made a career out of fucking with the American Film Industry and then insulting it by making shit movies, and laughing as he rakes in cash.
Ha ha ha! Why are people freaking out? He's joking, for sure.

Still, he needs to be eaten by wolves. The Christmas Critters from South Park need to pee in his eye socket. Because he's made a career out of fucking with the American Film Industry and then insulting it by making shit movies, and laughing as he rakes in cash.
 
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Gulag
9:09PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
what da hell
well..Boll is not the best director around for sure, i was really neutral about him before seeing this video, i mean; "i am the only genious in this bussines".

hey Mr. Boll you drop something...oh god its your ego...

Fuk off to be honest.
well..Boll is not the best director around for sure, i was really neutral about him before seeing this video, i mean; "i am the only genious in this bussines".

hey Mr. Boll you drop something...oh god its your ego...

Fuk off to be honest.
 
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Vnqshr
8:32PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
...is anyone else really tempted to sign the petition just to see what he does when it reaches 1million? Maybe he'll invite all of us to box against him! AT ONCE!!
That is one crazy bastard. But hey. That made my day.
...is anyone else really tempted to sign the petition just to see what he does when it reaches 1million? Maybe he'll invite all of us to box against him! AT ONCE!!
That is one crazy bastard. But hey. That made my day.
 
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oilahize
7:15PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
i dunno
i have hated all of uwe boll's movies but....why do postal and tunnel rats seem awesome....postal looks hilarious....watch the vids over at worstpreviews.com
i have hated all of uwe boll's movies but....why do postal and tunnel rats seem awesome....postal looks hilarious....watch the vids over at worstpreviews.com
 
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J.Bo--tox
6:42PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I signed the pro Boll petition. For some strange reason, I'm fond of the crazy bastard.
I signed the pro Boll petition. For some strange reason, I'm fond of the crazy bastard.
 
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smok3h
6:15PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
ROFL
ahahaha, I am now convinced that Uwe Boll is really just one big on-going practical joke created by the Germans to fuck with us Americans.
ahahaha, I am now convinced that Uwe Boll is really just one big on-going practical joke created by the Germans to fuck with us Americans.
 
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Stormz
6:00PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Geneless
If he's a genius, what does that make good film makers? Bay sucks, but at least he can make a movie i'll watch completely and then point out how utterly stupid it is. I can't even watch a Boll film all the way.
If he's a genius, what does that make good film makers? Bay sucks, but at least he can make a movie i'll watch completely and then point out how utterly stupid it is. I can't even watch a Boll film all the way.
 
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Cezar Pena
5:49PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Taldaran
Just because he has a Phd in Literature doenst mean he cant be called an idiot...I think hes being an idiot by lashing a couple filmakers for no reason at all.

But I do agree with one thing: If u dont like it, just dont f*cking see it. One of the reasons this guy still makes movies is because there are lots of poeple who pay to see his shit. Just dont see it, heLL eventually stop...
Just because he has a Phd in Literature doenst mean he cant be called an idiot...I think hes being an idiot by lashing a couple filmakers for no reason at all.

But I do agree with one thing: If u dont like it, just dont f*cking see it. One of the reasons this guy still makes movies is because there are lots of poeple who pay to see his shit. Just dont see it, heLL eventually stop. So I hope :)
 
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Taldaran
5:22PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Well he is not an idiot. The man does have a Phd in Literature. I have seen a couple of his films and while not the greatest things I have ever seen there are worse films out there. I don't care if he continues to make films or not, but he does have the right to do so. To sign a petition against him would be a form of censorship. You don't like it than don't watch it, but don't bitch about...
Well he is not an idiot. The man does have a Phd in Literature. I have seen a couple of his films and while not the greatest things I have ever seen there are worse films out there. I don't care if he continues to make films or not, but he does have the right to do so. To sign a petition against him would be a form of censorship. You don't like it than don't watch it, but don't bitch about it.
 
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SeymourClearly
5:20PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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What an ignorant TOOL! The nerve of Boll to say that he is the best and that other film makers suck!

Uwe Boll smokes the pink cigar!!!!!!!!
What an ignorant TOOL! The nerve of Boll to say that he is the best and that other film makers suck!

Uwe Boll smokes the pink cigar!!!!!!!!
 
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theotherness
4:47PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Oops. My bad. I was completely wrong about him. I take it alllllllllll back now.
Oops. My bad. I was completely wrong about him. I take it alllllllllll back now.
 
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InHopelandish
4:27PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
What an effin' bad-ass...
What an effin' bad-ass...
 
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Jack Grimaldi
4:23PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow he really is bitter isn't he? Why does he lash out at other film makers when we the audience hate him so and make said petitions? I guess he's just jealous of people who can make good movies. What a prick.
Wow he really is bitter isn't he? Why does he lash out at other film makers when we the audience hate him so and make said petitions? I guess he's just jealous of people who can make good movies. What a prick.
 
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GrammatonCleric
4:14PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Please also sign this pro Boll petition:

[link]
Please also sign this pro Boll petition:

[link]
 
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mattchu161
4:02PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Only genius"...HA!
Michael Bay may not be the best filmmaker in the business but he's way better than Uwe Boll. And his films make money too...look at "Transformers" and then look at "In the Name of the King". See what I mean?
Michael Bay may not be the best filmmaker in the business but he's way better than Uwe Boll. And his films make money too...look at "Transformers" and then look at "In the Name of the King". See what I mean?
 
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MetalJoker
3:36PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
lol
He's really desperate =))
He's really desperate =))
 
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blk_flower
3:15PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I actually will be the only guy at my whole school who would enjoy postal more than borat. If someone doesn't like his movies then don't fucking bitch about it.
I actually will be the only guy at my whole school who would enjoy postal more than borat. If someone doesn't like his movies then don't fucking bitch about it.
 
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Icetower
3:00PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
So I've been coming to this site for years now, now and then I have seen this or that about Uwe Boll and have always pretty much read the story and said "Yeah, what a dick."

After seeing this video today, I decided to finally check his IMDB page, cause I can't recall anything he's done, and I realize...I have never seen anything this dude has ever made. Like Nothing. At all. On t...
So I've been coming to this site for years now, now and then I have seen this or that about Uwe Boll and have always pretty much read the story and said "Yeah, what a dick."

After seeing this video today, I decided to finally check his IMDB page, cause I can't recall anything he's done, and I realize...I have never seen anything this dude has ever made. Like Nothing. At all. On top of it I have no desire to. So at least now I know I can finally stop reading the articles with his name in them...
 
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MovieManiac226
2:50PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
LMAO!

Uwe Boll does in fact suck very badly, but he takes a lotta crap and I gotta give it to him. Seeing as how most of his movies flop, I couldn't care less.

It's the writers of these lame ass spoofs that need to be stopped. Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie? Geezuz. There's no vague form of true humor in them. And these guys are making money o...
LMAO!

Uwe Boll does in fact suck very badly, but he takes a lotta crap and I gotta give it to him. Seeing as how most of his movies flop, I couldn't care less.

It's the writers of these lame ass spoofs that need to be stopped. Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie? Geezuz. There's no vague form of true humor in them. And these guys are making money off them! So I say leave Boll alone and attack these talent-less pricks.
 
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BuffaloSoldier
2:08PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
this guy is retarded
this guy is an idiot. the worst part is that he really lays his idiocy on thick when he shows no backing or reasoning for why he's a genius and everyone else is a piece of crap. Michael Bay is no Fellini, but Uwe Boll is definitely no Michael Bay. This guy needs to get a reality check and stop being a prick.
this guy is an idiot. the worst part is that he really lays his idiocy on thick when he shows no backing or reasoning for why he's a genius and everyone else is a piece of crap. Michael Bay is no Fellini, but Uwe Boll is definitely no Michael Bay. This guy needs to get a reality check and stop being a prick.
 
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cupajoe
1:59PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That was one of the coolest things I seen in a while.
That was one of the coolest things I seen in a while.
 
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darkfly
1:51PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Barrels of fun
Funniest thing I've heard in ages, man he's cool
Funniest thing I've heard in ages, man he's cool
 
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JohnLocke2342
1:51PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Stay Strong, Uwe
I admire Uwe Boll for standing up to the world hating on him. I mean, honestly.. that's gotta be hard. I really do have a soft spot for the guy, and then I see his movies.

But I'm really just sick of this whole Uwe Boll shit. Uwe Boll makes D to F rated movies with C or B list stars and somewhere along the way got famous for it. I know all of you are calling him the man and s...
I admire Uwe Boll for standing up to the world hating on him. I mean, honestly.. that's gotta be hard. I really do have a soft spot for the guy, and then I see his movies.

But I'm really just sick of this whole Uwe Boll shit. Uwe Boll makes D to F rated movies with C or B list stars and somewhere along the way got famous for it. I know all of you are calling him the man and saying hes so cool and I get it.. he cursed and made fun of George Clooney, that's pretty funny. But this doesn't take away from what Uwe Boll really is on the inside.. a shitty fucking director.

None of you can sit here and say that you enjoyed any of his movies beyond the fact that they were laughable and embarassing to every person who was apart of it. I think Uwe Boll is a great guy, and a brave and resilient mother fucker to stand up to pretty much the entire internet putting him down.. but lets face it. Uwe Boll is one of the worst directors with the biggest piece of shit film lists in the history of movie making.
 
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SkyNet
1:35PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
haha... that was awesome! Until he started gettin on Michael Bay! That's a no no!

I personally have no problem with the dude, let him make his movies, there are worse filmmakers out there! Michael Bay is not one of them though!
haha... that was awesome! Until he started gettin on Michael Bay! That's a no no!

I personally have no problem with the dude, let him make his movies, there are worse filmmakers out there! Michael Bay is not one of them though!
 
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DevilsRejects
1:25PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I don't care what anyone says, I like this man, and admire his steadfastness. Many other people would just buckle, I'd imagine.

Also, I hope you realize he's dropping incendiary comments like these just to stir up more publicity for himself. Do you really think he honestly believes everything he's said? He'd have to be a combination of retarded and dead to think that Postal is go...
I don't care what anyone says, I like this man, and admire his steadfastness. Many other people would just buckle, I'd imagine.

Also, I hope you realize he's dropping incendiary comments like these just to stir up more publicity for himself. Do you really think he honestly believes everything he's said? He'd have to be a combination of retarded and dead to think that Postal is going to top Indy, but saying it sure gets some more attention.

Personally, I'll be seeing both films opening day. But honestly, if it actually comes here, I'll probably see Postal first (if only because I KNOW it wouldn't be there a week later). Plus, it's nice when you get a theater all to yourself on opening day.
 
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Poopy-Underwear
1:25PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Cronos, and everyone else... please.
You've obviously let his demeanor fool you. Just because he can call Michael Bay and George Cloony retards ON THE INTERNET does not mean he can make good movies.

And his movies are HORRIBLE.
You've obviously let his demeanor fool you. Just because he can call Michael Bay and George Cloony retards ON THE INTERNET does not mean he can make good movies.

And his movies are HORRIBLE.
 
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Cronos
1:10PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Uwe Boll rules, simple as that. And I'll sign any petition which is for him to continue making movies.

Oh yeah, and all his films kick the shit out of the crap that Roth has produced xD
Uwe Boll rules, simple as that. And I'll sign any petition which is for him to continue making movies.

Oh yeah, and all his films kick the shit out of the crap that Roth has produced xD
 
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Dark Knight
1:02PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
You got to give credit to Boll ...
... for having balls to say things like this. And there's a good idea: he should change his name to Uwe Balls :)
... for having balls to say things like this. And there's a good idea: he should change his name to Uwe Balls :)
 
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cllp
1:00PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
pfff
Stop this madman!!!
Stop this madman!!!
 
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King_Guillaume
12:57PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Long live Uwe Boll !
Here is a petition to save Dr. Uwe Boll. It is currently the one with the most signatures yet (close to a thousand), so I consider this one as the official one... yet.

[link]

You gotta respect the man for his character, if not for his movies. Can't wait for Postal !
Here is a petition to save Dr. Uwe Boll. It is currently the one with the most signatures yet (close to a thousand), so I consider this one as the official one... yet.

[link]

You gotta respect the man for his character, if not for his movies. Can't wait for Postal !
 
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RyFranzese24
12:37PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Bravo, Mr. Boll. I don't agree with everything he said, but I love how he said it. What conviction! I've never seen one of his films, but I'm sure he can't be a good director. But, so what? I hope Postal cleans up!
Bravo, Mr. Boll. I don't agree with everything he said, but I love how he said it. What conviction! I've never seen one of his films, but I'm sure he can't be a good director. But, so what? I hope Postal cleans up!
 
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The Phantom
12:34PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
My respect for this man just plummeted. Here I was, saying that Tunnel Rats looked okay and Postal looked like a good ol' fashioned Troma flick, but now he's gone too far, but when you fuck with the Bay, you fuck with the world, buddy!

On the lighter side of things, this is a good jokes on Uwe's part.
My respect for this man just plummeted. Here I was, saying that Tunnel Rats looked okay and Postal looked like a good ol' fashioned Troma flick, but now he's gone too far, but when you fuck with the Bay, you fuck with the world, buddy!

On the lighter side of things, this is a good jokes on Uwe's part.
 
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Dekard77
12:21PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HATERS?
I can understand his bad taste but why attack Mr Bay? What the hell has he done? But he is right about all these actors trying to be very serious on screen for awards etc... esp at a time when our action heroes have gone missing. Why god why?
I can understand his bad taste but why attack Mr Bay? What the hell has he done? But he is right about all these actors trying to be very serious on screen for awards etc... esp at a time when our action heroes have gone missing. Why god why?
 
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Moviefreake
12:19PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm really waiting for him to appear with a total American accent someday and be like..."hey guys...this was all just a years-long prank...gotcha." And then "Uwe Boll: The Smartest Man in the Fucking Universe" becomes a bigger hit than Borat.
I'm really waiting for him to appear with a total American accent someday and be like..."hey guys...this was all just a years-long prank...gotcha." And then "Uwe Boll: The Smartest Man in the Fucking Universe" becomes a bigger hit than Borat.
 
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KcMsterpce
12:15PM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
hahahahaha
I seriously think the guy is playing up his image.
He loves making movies, but he probably knows as much as anyone else that he isn't that good at it.
Instead of being upset, he acts like he's he best in the world so it pisses people off that much more. Good publicity because people might see his movies just because of how much he's talked about.
I seriously think the guy is playing up his image.
He loves making movies, but he probably knows as much as anyone else that he isn't that good at it.
Instead of being upset, he acts like he's he best in the world so it pisses people off that much more. Good publicity because people might see his movies just because of how much he's talked about.
 
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odj_310388
11:56AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Incredible.
Just... amazing... he could be the next Hitler or something.
Just... amazing... he could be the next Hitler or something.
 
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Preston_79
11:49AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I caught POSTAL last year at a film festival, and while it wasn't a great film it did entertain. David Foley is hysterical. Boll really sets out to offend just about every audience imaginable. In many ways it's a giant middle finger to the haters. A few of the questionable jokes push the bounds of most offensive things I'd ever seen in a comedy and if you don't laugh, you'll at least be sho...
I caught POSTAL last year at a film festival, and while it wasn't a great film it did entertain. David Foley is hysterical. Boll really sets out to offend just about every audience imaginable. In many ways it's a giant middle finger to the haters. A few of the questionable jokes push the bounds of most offensive things I'd ever seen in a comedy and if you don't laugh, you'll at least be shocked. Probably the only movie Boll's directed that I'll add to my movie collection someday.
 
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ColdZro
11:40AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wha...
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no, wait, wait... [link]!
I can't... He said...
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Yes, please, somebody please post a link to this petition. I simply must sign! "genius." HAHA...
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no, wait, wait... [link]!
I can't... He said...
[link]!!
Yes, please, somebody please post a link to this petition. I simply must sign! "genius." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

UPDATE: Okay, here it is:
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And there are about six people signing every ten seconds, as I counted it. You do the math.

And yes, I signed. HAHA!
Who says ya can't make a difference in the world?
 
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ADM
11:34AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
haha
great start for my morning
great start for my morning
 
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poopontheshoes7
11:26AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
To Elder
ElderPredator I see what you're saying man, I really do. But I just think its rather mean to sign a petition for make a guy quit his profession. Ya his movies do really suck (the 2 I've seen) Im not doubting that at all, but he does love what he's doing and why take it away from him? I don't know, I guess I see the Boll bashing as kinda pointless.
ElderPredator I see what you're saying man, I really do. But I just think its rather mean to sign a petition for make a guy quit his profession. Ya his movies do really suck (the 2 I've seen) Im not doubting that at all, but he does love what he's doing and why take it away from him? I don't know, I guess I see the Boll bashing as kinda pointless.
 
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ColdZro
11:25AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wha...
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no, wait, wait... [link]!
I can't... He said...
[link]!!
Yes, please, somebody please post a link to this petition. I simply must sign! "genius." HAHA...
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no, wait, wait... [link]!
I can't... He said...
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Yes, please, somebody please post a link to this petition. I simply must sign! "genius." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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enver
11:16AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
umm......
yeah. Could he be the Ed Wood of our generation?
Well at least he's very determined about making movies despite the negativity he receives from everyone. He got a lot of heart i guess.
the end when he calls himself a 'genius' .enough said.
yeah. Could he be the Ed Wood of our generation?
Well at least he's very determined about making movies despite the negativity he receives from everyone. He got a lot of heart i guess.
the end when he calls himself a 'genius' .enough said.
 
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JH's corpse
10:58AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
hahaha i just watched the trailer for postal follwing this and i have to say props to the man. i really have more respect for him as he intentionaly tries to make movies that are so terrible they're great. i mean seriously. i don't know how he managed to get in the film industry but atching his movies are like watching your friend's shitty home made ones with staggering budgets. i don't know ho...
hahaha i just watched the trailer for postal follwing this and i have to say props to the man. i really have more respect for him as he intentionaly tries to make movies that are so terrible they're great. i mean seriously. i don't know how he managed to get in the film industry but atching his movies are like watching your friend's shitty home made ones with staggering budgets. i don't know how he got into the industry but if he managed where so many other people failed then let him stay there. haha fantastic.
 
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ElderPredator
10:42AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
To poopontheshoes...
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never given a chance.
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never given a chance.
 
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ElderPredator
10:39AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
To poopontheshoes...
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never given a chance.
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never given a chance.
 
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poopontheshoes7
10:37AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Tehe
Wow. I've only seen Bloodrayne and Alone In the Dark, but that was enough I suppose. I honestly dont think his ego and arrogance is that big. I mean come on the guy thrives on how much people hate him so dont you think he could be, well joking? He is doing one thing we are not. He's making movies. As shitty as they may be he's still doing something we wish we were. I dont know, he is definately...
Wow. I've only seen Bloodrayne and Alone In the Dark, but that was enough I suppose. I honestly dont think his ego and arrogance is that big. I mean come on the guy thrives on how much people hate him so dont you think he could be, well joking? He is doing one thing we are not. He's making movies. As shitty as they may be he's still doing something we wish we were. I dont know, he is definately a character.
 
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Trendkill24hour
10:26AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HAHA, hes such incoherent piece of shit! So what if Micheal Bay is a retard, but Uwe Boll is the epitome of retard, and this clip proves it.

Where is this petition?!?!? I wanna sign it a million times!!!!

However, Someone needs to shoot him instead!
HAHA, hes such incoherent piece of shit! So what if Micheal Bay is a retard, but Uwe Boll is the epitome of retard, and this clip proves it.

Where is this petition?!?!? I wanna sign it a million times!!!!

However, Someone needs to shoot him instead!
 
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ElderPredator
10:16AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hahahahahaha!
As much as I hate Boll and the air that surrounds him, that was absolutely hysterical and I'm going to be watching that over and over again for a while. He's such a douchebag! :-)

P.S. I cheated and signed the petition 30 times. Hehehehe!
As much as I hate Boll and the air that surrounds him, that was absolutely hysterical and I'm going to be watching that over and over again for a while. He's such a douchebag! :-)

P.S. I cheated and signed the petition 30 times. Hehehehe!
 
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mpc000
10:05AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
GENIUS!
That is actually very very funny. Or at least I thought so. I won't see his movies, but for the first time I was able to laugh of something made by Dr. Boll.
That is actually very very funny. Or at least I thought so. I won't see his movies, but for the first time I was able to laugh of something made by Dr. Boll.
 
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Patrick
9:54AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer for Postal. To make fun of 9/11 or even any aspect of it, it's just disgusting. Go to Hell Uwe, GO TO HELL!!!
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer for Postal. To make fun of 9/11 or even any aspect of it, it's just disgusting. Go to Hell Uwe, GO TO HELL!!!
 
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Patrick
9:54AM on 04/09/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer for Postal. To make fun of 9/11 or even any aspect of it, it's just disgusting. Go to Hell Uwe, GO TO HELL!!!
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer for Postal. To make fun of 9/11 or even any aspect of it, it's just disgusting. Go to Hell Uwe, GO TO HELL!!!
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