I'm not being lazy here. There are literally a million things in my head that I could say in response to what you're about to see, but perhaps for the first time in my JoBlo.com career: I feel that there is no comment necessary. And that anything I write, any joke I try to crack, will only cheapen what is truly a momentous occasion. Thus, without further ado:
POSTAL comes out 23rd May.
STOP UWE BOLL petition HERE (currently 140,768 signatures).
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Extra Tidbit:If nothing else parents can use this video to teach their kids about humility.
I mean, he HAS to know that his movies are crap. Right? I mean, I imagine he did watch Alone in the Dark at some point, right? Or maybe that explains it... maybe he directed over his cell phone or something. His m...
I mean, he HAS to know that his movies are crap. Right? I mean, I imagine he did watch Alone in the Dark at some point, right? Or maybe that explains it... maybe he directed over his cell phone or something. His movies are terrible though. I mean I HAVE seen worse but he is bad. Very, very, bad.
All of you are fools if you think this is for real. It's just a good PR stunt on Bolls part. Just like the boxing. We may all hate him but the point is we still talk about him and this is exactly what he wants. Think ...
All of you are fools if you think this is for real. It's just a good PR stunt on Bolls part. Just like the boxing. We may all hate him but the point is we still talk about him and this is exactly what he wants. Think about it people, POSTAL opens very soon in the theaters this is all well timed. He's all about the spectacle of it all like Barnum Baily! He is the guy we LOVE to HATE and he knows this and is using it to his advantage! Boll I hate your films and you know they are shit on a cows balls but you bring a smile to my face and make this industry even more fun! His movies may suck but he never fails to keep us entertained in some fashion.
... area he can be considered a genius in is that he's able to convince people to give him money to create an inferior McMovie product time after time.
Other than that, he's talentless. And a total do...
... area he can be considered a genius in is that he's able to convince people to give him money to create an inferior McMovie product time after time.
Other than that, he's talentless. And a total douche for telling me that I need to "wake up".
I don't give a shit what people say about this guy, after this video, this dude in my book rocks. I signed the petition before this but now I wish I hadn't, this man is fucking awesome!
I don't give a shit what people say about this guy, after this video, this dude in my book rocks. I signed the petition before this but now I wish I hadn't, this man is fucking awesome!
The man really is some kind of demented genius. I seriously can not tell if he is joking or not. If he's joking, brilliant! If not, man is this guy deluded.
Michael Bay and Eli Roth, while both not e...
The man really is some kind of demented genius. I seriously can not tell if he is joking or not. If he's joking, brilliant! If not, man is this guy deluded.
Michael Bay and Eli Roth, while both not even close to genius level or even in the top 40-50 directors currently working; I would consider any of their films masterpieces to the inept crapitudes that are Boll's films.
Ha ha ha! Why are people freaking out? He's joking, for sure.
Still, he needs to be eaten by wolves. The Christmas Critters from South Park need to pee in his eye socket. Because he's made a career out ...
Ha ha ha! Why are people freaking out? He's joking, for sure.
Still, he needs to be eaten by wolves. The Christmas Critters from South Park need to pee in his eye socket. Because he's made a career out of fucking with the American Film Industry and then insulting it by making shit movies, and laughing as he rakes in cash.
well..Boll is not the best director around for sure, i was really neutral about him before seeing this video, i mean; "i am the only genious in this bussines".
hey Mr. Boll you drop something...oh god i...
well..Boll is not the best director around for sure, i was really neutral about him before seeing this video, i mean; "i am the only genious in this bussines".
hey Mr. Boll you drop something...oh god its your ego...
...is anyone else really tempted to sign the petition just to see what he does when it reaches 1million? Maybe he'll invite all of us to box against him! AT ONCE!!
That is one crazy bastard. But hey. That made ...
...is anyone else really tempted to sign the petition just to see what he does when it reaches 1million? Maybe he'll invite all of us to box against him! AT ONCE!!
That is one crazy bastard. But hey. That made my day.
i have hated all of uwe boll's movies but....why do postal and tunnel rats seem awesome....postal looks hilarious....watch the vids over at worstpreviews.com
i have hated all of uwe boll's movies but....why do postal and tunnel rats seem awesome....postal looks hilarious....watch the vids over at worstpreviews.com
If he's a genius, what does that make good film makers? Bay sucks, but at least he can make a movie i'll watch completely and then point out how utterly stupid it is. I can't even watch a Boll film all the way.
If he's a genius, what does that make good film makers? Bay sucks, but at least he can make a movie i'll watch completely and then point out how utterly stupid it is. I can't even watch a Boll film all the way.
Just because he has a Phd in Literature doenst mean he cant be called an idiot...I think hes being an idiot by lashing a couple filmakers for no reason at all.
But I do agree with one thing: If u dont l...
Just because he has a Phd in Literature doenst mean he cant be called an idiot...I think hes being an idiot by lashing a couple filmakers for no reason at all.
But I do agree with one thing: If u dont like it, just dont f*cking see it. One of the reasons this guy still makes movies is because there are lots of poeple who pay to see his shit. Just dont see it, heLL eventually stop. So I hope :)
Well he is not an idiot. The man does have a Phd in Literature. I have seen a couple of his films and while not the greatest things I have ever seen there are worse films out there. I don't care if he continues to ...
Well he is not an idiot. The man does have a Phd in Literature. I have seen a couple of his films and while not the greatest things I have ever seen there are worse films out there. I don't care if he continues to make films or not, but he does have the right to do so. To sign a petition against him would be a form of censorship. You don't like it than don't watch it, but don't bitch about it.
Wow he really is bitter isn't he? Why does he lash out at other film makers when we the audience hate him so and make said petitions? I guess he's just jealous of people who can make good movies. What a prick.
Wow he really is bitter isn't he? Why does he lash out at other film makers when we the audience hate him so and make said petitions? I guess he's just jealous of people who can make good movies. What a prick.
Michael Bay may not be the best filmmaker in the business but he's way better than Uwe Boll. And his films make money too...look at "Transformers" and then look at "In the Name of the King". See what I mean?
Michael Bay may not be the best filmmaker in the business but he's way better than Uwe Boll. And his films make money too...look at "Transformers" and then look at "In the Name of the King". See what I mean?
I actually will be the only guy at my whole school who would enjoy postal more than borat. If someone doesn't like his movies then don't fucking bitch about it.
I actually will be the only guy at my whole school who would enjoy postal more than borat. If someone doesn't like his movies then don't fucking bitch about it.
So I've been coming to this site for years now, now and then I have seen this or that about Uwe Boll and have always pretty much read the story and said "Yeah, what a dick."
After seeing this video toda...
So I've been coming to this site for years now, now and then I have seen this or that about Uwe Boll and have always pretty much read the story and said "Yeah, what a dick."
After seeing this video today, I decided to finally check his IMDB page, cause I can't recall anything he's done, and I realize...I have never seen anything this dude has ever made. Like Nothing. At all. On top of it I have no desire to. So at least now I know I can finally stop reading the articles with his name in them...
Uwe Boll does in fact suck very badly, but he takes a lotta crap and I gotta give it to him. Seeing as how most of his movies flop, I couldn't care less.
It's the writers of these l...
LMAO!
Uwe Boll does in fact suck very badly, but he takes a lotta crap and I gotta give it to him. Seeing as how most of his movies flop, I couldn't care less.
It's the writers of these lame ass spoofs that need to be stopped. Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie? Geezuz. There's no vague form of true humor in them. And these guys are making money off them! So I say leave Boll alone and attack these talent-less pricks.
this guy is an idiot. the worst part is that he really lays his idiocy on thick when he shows no backing or reasoning for why he's a genius and everyone else is a piece of crap. Michael Bay is no Fellini, but Uwe Bo...
this guy is an idiot. the worst part is that he really lays his idiocy on thick when he shows no backing or reasoning for why he's a genius and everyone else is a piece of crap. Michael Bay is no Fellini, but Uwe Boll is definitely no Michael Bay. This guy needs to get a reality check and stop being a prick.
I admire Uwe Boll for standing up to the world hating on him. I mean, honestly.. that's gotta be hard. I really do have a soft spot for the guy, and then I see his movies.
But I'm really just sick of ...
I admire Uwe Boll for standing up to the world hating on him. I mean, honestly.. that's gotta be hard. I really do have a soft spot for the guy, and then I see his movies.
But I'm really just sick of this whole Uwe Boll shit. Uwe Boll makes D to F rated movies with C or B list stars and somewhere along the way got famous for it. I know all of you are calling him the man and saying hes so cool and I get it.. he cursed and made fun of George Clooney, that's pretty funny. But this doesn't take away from what Uwe Boll really is on the inside.. a shitty fucking director.
None of you can sit here and say that you enjoyed any of his movies beyond the fact that they were laughable and embarassing to every person who was apart of it. I think Uwe Boll is a great guy, and a brave and resilient mother fucker to stand up to pretty much the entire internet putting him down.. but lets face it. Uwe Boll is one of the worst directors with the biggest piece of shit film lists in the history of movie making.
I don't care what anyone says, I like this man, and admire his steadfastness. Many other people would just buckle, I'd imagine.
Also, I hope you realize he's dropping incendiary comments like these just...
I don't care what anyone says, I like this man, and admire his steadfastness. Many other people would just buckle, I'd imagine.
Also, I hope you realize he's dropping incendiary comments like these just to stir up more publicity for himself. Do you really think he honestly believes everything he's said? He'd have to be a combination of retarded and dead to think that Postal is going to top Indy, but saying it sure gets some more attention.
Personally, I'll be seeing both films opening day. But honestly, if it actually comes here, I'll probably see Postal first (if only because I KNOW it wouldn't be there a week later). Plus, it's nice when you get a theater all to yourself on opening day.
You've obviously let his demeanor fool you. Just because he can call Michael Bay and George Cloony retards ON THE INTERNET does not mean he can make good movies.
And his movies are HORRIBLE.
You've obviously let his demeanor fool you. Just because he can call Michael Bay and George Cloony retards ON THE INTERNET does not mean he can make good movies.
Here is a petition to save Dr. Uwe Boll. It is currently the one with the most signatures yet (close to a thousand), so I consider this one as the official one... yet.
Here is a petition to save Dr. Uwe Boll. It is currently the one with the most signatures yet (close to a thousand), so I consider this one as the official one... yet.
Bravo, Mr. Boll. I don't agree with everything he said, but I love how he said it. What conviction! I've never seen one of his films, but I'm sure he can't be a good director. But, so what? I hope Postal cleans up!
Bravo, Mr. Boll. I don't agree with everything he said, but I love how he said it. What conviction! I've never seen one of his films, but I'm sure he can't be a good director. But, so what? I hope Postal cleans up!
My respect for this man just plummeted. Here I was, saying that Tunnel Rats looked okay and Postal looked like a good ol' fashioned Troma flick, but now he's gone too far, but when you fuck with the Bay, you fuck wit...
My respect for this man just plummeted. Here I was, saying that Tunnel Rats looked okay and Postal looked like a good ol' fashioned Troma flick, but now he's gone too far, but when you fuck with the Bay, you fuck with the world, buddy!
On the lighter side of things, this is a good jokes on Uwe's part.
I can understand his bad taste but why attack Mr Bay? What the hell has he done? But he is right about all these actors trying to be very serious on screen for awards etc... esp at a time when our action heroes have g...
I can understand his bad taste but why attack Mr Bay? What the hell has he done? But he is right about all these actors trying to be very serious on screen for awards etc... esp at a time when our action heroes have gone missing. Why god why?
I'm really waiting for him to appear with a total American accent someday and be like..."hey guys...this was all just a years-long prank...gotcha." And then "Uwe Boll: The Smartest Man in the Fucking Universe" become...
I'm really waiting for him to appear with a total American accent someday and be like..."hey guys...this was all just a years-long prank...gotcha." And then "Uwe Boll: The Smartest Man in the Fucking Universe" becomes a bigger hit than Borat.
I seriously think the guy is playing up his image.
He loves making movies, but he probably knows as much as anyone else that he isn't that good at it.
Instead of being upset, he acts like he's he best in...
I seriously think the guy is playing up his image.
He loves making movies, but he probably knows as much as anyone else that he isn't that good at it.
Instead of being upset, he acts like he's he best in the world so it pisses people off that much more. Good publicity because people might see his movies just because of how much he's talked about.
I caught POSTAL last year at a film festival, and while it wasn't a great film it did entertain. David Foley is hysterical. Boll really sets out to offend just about every audience imaginable. In many ways it's a g...
I caught POSTAL last year at a film festival, and while it wasn't a great film it did entertain. David Foley is hysterical. Boll really sets out to offend just about every audience imaginable. In many ways it's a giant middle finger to the haters. A few of the questionable jokes push the bounds of most offensive things I'd ever seen in a comedy and if you don't laugh, you'll at least be shocked. Probably the only movie Boll's directed that I'll add to my movie collection someday.
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Yes, please, somebody please post a link to this petition. I simply must sign! "genius." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ElderPredator I see what you're saying man, I really do. But I just think its rather mean to sign a petition for make a guy quit his profession. Ya his movies do really suck (the 2 I've seen) Im not doubting that at a...
ElderPredator I see what you're saying man, I really do. But I just think its rather mean to sign a petition for make a guy quit his profession. Ya his movies do really suck (the 2 I've seen) Im not doubting that at all, but he does love what he's doing and why take it away from him? I don't know, I guess I see the Boll bashing as kinda pointless.
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Yes, please, somebody please post a link to this petition. I simply must sign! "genius." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yeah. Could he be the Ed Wood of our generation?
Well at least he's very determined about making movies despite the negativity he receives from everyone. He got a lot of heart i guess.
the end when he ca...
yeah. Could he be the Ed Wood of our generation?
Well at least he's very determined about making movies despite the negativity he receives from everyone. He got a lot of heart i guess.
the end when he calls himself a 'genius' .enough said.
hahaha i just watched the trailer for postal follwing this and i have to say props to the man. i really have more respect for him as he intentionaly tries to make movies that are so terrible they're great. i mean seri...
hahaha i just watched the trailer for postal follwing this and i have to say props to the man. i really have more respect for him as he intentionaly tries to make movies that are so terrible they're great. i mean seriously. i don't know how he managed to get in the film industry but atching his movies are like watching your friend's shitty home made ones with staggering budgets. i don't know how he got into the industry but if he managed where so many other people failed then let him stay there. haha fantastic.
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never giv...
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never given a chance.
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never giv...
What you said is exactly why we hate him dude. He makes movies that are so shitty and makes millions doing it while the truly talented filmmakers in the world who're trying to get their start are shit on and never given a chance.
Wow. I've only seen Bloodrayne and Alone In the Dark, but that was enough I suppose. I honestly dont think his ego and arrogance is that big. I mean come on the guy thrives on how much people hate him so dont you thin...
Wow. I've only seen Bloodrayne and Alone In the Dark, but that was enough I suppose. I honestly dont think his ego and arrogance is that big. I mean come on the guy thrives on how much people hate him so dont you think he could be, well joking? He is doing one thing we are not. He's making movies. As shitty as they may be he's still doing something we wish we were. I dont know, he is definately a character.
As much as I hate Boll and the air that surrounds him, that was absolutely hysterical and I'm going to be watching that over and over again for a while. He's such a douchebag! :-)
P.S. I cheated and sig...
As much as I hate Boll and the air that surrounds him, that was absolutely hysterical and I'm going to be watching that over and over again for a while. He's such a douchebag! :-)
P.S. I cheated and signed the petition 30 times. Hehehehe!
That is actually very very funny. Or at least I thought so. I won't see his movies, but for the first time I was able to laugh of something made by Dr. Boll.
That is actually very very funny. Or at least I thought so. I won't see his movies, but for the first time I was able to laugh of something made by Dr. Boll.
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer ...
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer for Postal. To make fun of 9/11 or even any aspect of it, it's just disgusting. Go to Hell Uwe, GO TO HELL!!!
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer ...
Wow...that video is even more funny after reading the INT with Terrance Howard. In the INT, you see just how great a guy Terrance is and in this video Boll could not be more different. I cannot stand even the trailer for Postal. To make fun of 9/11 or even any aspect of it, it's just disgusting. Go to Hell Uwe, GO TO HELL!!!
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