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Awfully Good - DEMOLITION MAN "Best Line"

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Description: "What seems to be your boggle?" would be a natural choice but I chose this clip because of a) the impressive slew of curse words from Stallone and b) the inclusion of the Three Shells. So here's the deal: Spartan needs to drop a deuce but can't wrap his mind around why bathrooms of the future use three seashells in the place of toilet paper. (Much fanboy speculation has been made as to exactly how one would use shells for this purpose. The general consensus seems to be that two would be used together for clamping/extraction, and one for scraping/wiping.) This does not fly with Spartan, as he shouts a string of outlawed obscenities to get tickets, with which he uses to defiantly wipe his ass. So basically this is an awkward clip about Sylvester Stallone pooping.
Added on Feb 2, 2011
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Demolition Man

Directed by: Marco Brambilla

Written by: Daniel Waters

Cast: Sylvester Stallone , Wesley Snipes , Sandra Bullock , Benjamin Bratt , Jack Black , Rob Schneider

Studio: Warner Bros.

Genre: Sci-Fi, Action

Official Site: N/A

Release Date: October 8, 1993 (wide)

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