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Woody vs. Zombies Aug. 26, 2008
Source: The H. Reporter
by: Daniel Barna

I once got super drunk at a super bar and made out with a super good looking guy who I thought was Woody Harrelson. Turns out it wasn't. But since then I have been so obsessed with the guy's career that even the most mundane news featuring the former Cheers star gets me all wet in the groin.

Today was an unusually soupy day for my groin and I because my true love Woody has been cast in ZOMBIELAND, a film directed by Ruben Fleischer for Columbia Pictures, which revolves around a mismatched pair of survivors who find friendship and redemption in a world overrun by zombies.

I love zombies, I love mismatched pairs of survivors, and I love stories of friendship and redemption. But I'll be honest. A movie starring my soul mate could be about an aunt with diarrhea and I'd still be first in line.

Extra Tidbit: Woody kicked ass in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. This dude better start seeing more work and fast!

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Freakinflax on Aug 28 2008, 2:16:59 AM writes:

I really thought this was Woody Allen, but I'm so glad it's not.
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emjoi on Aug 27 2008, 5:53:24 AM writes:

Damn. I was hoping Toy Story was taking a darker direction.
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aspen on Aug 26 2008, 10:50:00 PM writes:
YES
Thats an awesome picture above! This kinda sounds like the comic series The Walking Dead, none the less, im a sucker for ZOMBIE movies. i dont know what it is, sometimes its kinda embarrassing to admit, the idea just fascinates me. People may look at me strangely when mention that i have comic books about zombies of all things, but i know i wont be the only one standing in line for this movie. Its hard to satisfy a zombie maniac saying the least, but this movie cannot possibly be worse then All the RE films put together, not to mention Land of the dead. i dig mr harrelson, i dig zombies and miss matched survivors. u add those together to make a film, then u add a large popcorn and an ice, and good things can happen. I dig it!
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brechtsky on Aug 26 2008, 3:54:57 PM writes:
TRANSSIBERIAN
He was very good in Transsiberian, with ben kingsley and emily mortimer... Not as "cool" a part, but definitely very well-acted.

And Im sure its at least half-comedy... is zomcom a saying? If so, shaun of the deads the first I can think of, and this seems to be more of the same... nothing says comedy like the words "a mismatched pair"... uh, hello, Odd Couple!
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J.RO on Aug 26 2008, 1:21:24 PM writes:

I hope the other survivor to this mismatched pair is an alien who Woody falls in love with.
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SniperXtreme on Aug 26 2008, 1:03:21 PM writes:
JEANERICUSER...
...from the discription and the fact the director has only done TV and comedies, I'm assuming this is at least part comedy.
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Hunglowman on Aug 26 2008, 12:08:40 PM writes:

here's hoping the other mismatched survivor is Wesley Snipes.

Woody is one of the great ones. Larry Flint, baby
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jeanericuser on Aug 26 2008, 6:17:29 AM writes:

Eww. This article made me ill. Woody is better served doing comedies. He would be horrible likely in this movie. Probably someone who will get his guts ripped out within the first half hour of the movie.
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theotherness on Aug 26 2008, 5:34:16 AM writes:

There is only one Woody.

And he's a New York schnook who makes awesome movies.

This guy is...an IMPOSTER!

(and if you took that seriously, you need to go play in traffic now)
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The End on Aug 26 2008, 2:42:33 AM writes:

I like Woody H.
Especially Kingpin man I love that movie!
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