Sometimes you're in the mood for a GODFATHER or CITIZEN KANE, but other times you crave a SHARKNADO or KUNG FURY, and in that vein, I'd like to present THE VELOCIPASTOR. You can check out the trailer for yourself above, but, long story short, it's got a priest who can turn into a dinosaur. That's about all you really need to know.
Written and directed by Brendan Steere, THE VELOCIPASTOR follows a priest who travels to China to find deeper spirituality after a devastating family tragedy. Instead, he's endowed with "an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas." Sounds about right. Ahead of the film's home-media release in August, THE VELOCIPASTOR will have a special midnight screening (plus a Q&A) at the Texas Frightmare Weekend on May 3, 2019.