So will Cruise star in this? Sure, why not. He can do anything. I don’t care what anyone says or how many lunatic things he does, I still think he’s the freaking man. That’s right, guys. No punchline here, just heterosexual love and respect. Wow this article is bland. Umm, why did the thief take a shower? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway. Yes, much better. And more professional I might add.