Grant and SJP

Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker will star in DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? The two will play an estranged couple who are forced together when they witness a murder and are relocated to Wyoming via the Witness Protection Programme. It will be a comedy. Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men has also joined the cast.

Hugh Grant plays Hugh Grant for the fifty billionth time and it wasn’t even remotely interesting the first time he did it. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like raw meat hanging from a satay steak before you put it on the grill. I wouldn’t see this movie even if it was projected onto a Victoria’s Secret model’s bare ass.