Along with word that the zeitgeist-invading Geico cavemen somehow deserve their own TV series comes the announcement that the global fast-food chain has designs on getting their mute main man into a movie. (And no, I am not fabricating any of this.) The artery-clogging conglomerate best known for making various animals somehow taste like savory beef supposedly has a studio and distributor already lined up for this flame-broiled film, and aims at “creating a back story for the king.” Shudder away!
And yet somehow, he’s still not as creepy as Ronald McDonald. Clowns… *brrrr*
Thanks (I think) to Blake for the tip.