So who is going to get killed off at the beginning of Scary Movie 5??

No it isn't Charlie Sheen (above). Or is it? You see luckily for you I'm not going to give that shite away right off the bat. Considering the opening scene is pretty much the best part of a SCARY MOVIE entry now-a-days it would be rude of me to just give away the goods to you all without warning, right? Right. So needless to say there's some spoilers ahead!

The guys over at The Hollywood Reporter just dropped the spoiler (in the headline title at that...) recently of who is going to get killed off at the beginning of Malcolm D. Lee's SCARY MOVIE 5! Want to know? Alright - I've warned you! According to the site Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan will be the latest celebs to get killed off in a SCARY MOVIE opening. The two will play “the world’s hottest new couple” with one or both being killed in the movie's opening sequence.

SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20's mother of two and her late-20's African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30's Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

Along with Sheen and Lohan (below) the horror/comedy will also star Terry Crews, Ashley Tisdale, Craig Bieko and Erica Ash. Considering this shite already has a release date of January 11, 2013 pegged I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more from SCARY MOVIE 5 in the coming months.

Extra Tidbit: That photo above is from a skit Charlie Sheen did at FunnyorDie - Winning Recipies!
Source: THR



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