If you thought that Bill Paxton pinball machine was impressive, wait until you see this THE BIG LEBOWSKI themed one created by Dutch Pinball. The details and the design of the machine are fantastic, and it features video clips, audio samples and toys based on the Coen Brothers movie. There's even a subplayfield that's a replica Brunswick bowling alley, and a realistic 3D painting of a White Russian, and if you preorder it by October 19, you'll get a custom woven rug.
I have to warn you though, this work of art isn't cheap ($8,500), however the sites does offer payment plans. But I have a feeling your wife will still want to cut off your johnson if you end up spending that much on a pinball machine.
F*ck it dude, let's go play pinball!