2013 Golden Razzies announced; Twilight leads the pack with Battleship not far behind

Well, it’s almost awards season and that wouldn’t be complete without The Golden Razzies.  The annual worst-of awards show has announced their nominations for the worst in film for 2012, with THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) leading the pack, garnering a nod in every category.  Deservedly so, I think, although I haven’t seen the movie.  In fact, I usually miss out on the majority of the movies singled out at The Razzies.  Not because I’m some movie elitist asshole, but simply because I don’t like to step in shit if I can avoid it.

Here’s the full line-up for the 2012 Razzies:

Worst Picture

• Battleship
• The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
• That’s My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Director

• Sean Anders – That’s My Boy
• Peter Berg – Battleship
• Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea’s Witness Protection
• John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part II

Worst Actress

• Katherine Heigl – One for the Money
• Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution
• Tyler Perry – Madea’s Witness Protection
• Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 / Snow White and the Huntsman
• Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip

  

Worst Actor

• Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
• Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words
• Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds
• Adam Sandler – That’s My Boy

Worst Supporting Actress

• Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
• Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You’re Expecting
• Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You’re Expecting
• Rihanna – Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor

• David Hasselhoff – Piranha 3-DD
• Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
• Nick Swardson – That’s My Boy
• Vanilla Ice – That’s My Boy

Worst Screen Ensemble

• Battleship
• The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
• That’s My Boy
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay

• Atlas Shrugged Part II
• Battleship
• That’s My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel

• Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
• Piranha 3-DD
• Red Dawn
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screen Couple

• Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
• Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
• Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea’s Witness Protection
• Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That’s My Boy