Elba, Saldana, Losers

Idris Elba (ROCKNROLLA) and Zoe Saldana (STAR TREK) have signed on to join the cast of THE LOSERS alongside Jeffrey Dean Morgan. In the film, a special forces team are betrayed by their handler and left for dead. Then they go looking for revenge. Elba will play Roque, a merc, Saldana will play the cold-blooded killer Aisha.

Elba is cool, but how the hell are you gonna cast Zoe Saldana as a stone cold assassin? She is the cutest chick on the planet. Will her gun fire love hearts that pop like soap bubbles when they hit you? You might as well cast a teddy bear in a sweater vest as Pol Pot.