Elfman is a Wife

Jenna Elfman, who is probably too tall for me (sorry Jenna), has signed on to join the growing cast of the indie flick THE SIX WIVES OF HENRY LEFAY. The script centers on a man (Tim Allen) whose wife and five ex-wives — ranging in age from 25 to 55 — fight over his will when they believe he is dead. Elfman is playing his second wife, who is also his fourth wife, a small-town diva. Sounds okay to me, I’m pretty sure I can get onboard with that. The whole thing is helped, of course, by the fact that a bunch of other hotties have already signed on, including Kelli Garner (LARS AND THE REAL GIRL), Paz Vega (SPANGLISH) and oh yeah, Elisha f*cking Cuthbert. Man alive, this guy had a pretty sweet life. The real test will come when writer/director Howard Michael Gould (MR. 3000) has to make us believe that Elfman and the rest of these chicks would marry Tim Allen.