I can’t see how Lindsay Lohan got things so wrong. She’s a red head with freckles, enormous tits and lesbian tendencies. She was born with more advantages in life than a Rockefeller for Godsakes. Anyway, here she is somewhat admirably making fun of herself for FunnyOrDie:
Lohan’s dating profile
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