Say what you will about the TWILIGHT films (they are retarded), but whoever is casting them sure knows how to tickle my boner with its bevy of fine womens. This is… conflicting.
The latest tickler to join the ranks of the emo immortals is the fine-legged Maggie Grace (FASTER, TAKEN), playing the role of ‘Irina’. Here’s Deadline with more:
“Irina is a member of the Denali coven, considered cousins to the Cullen clan as the only other “vegetarian” vampire group. When Irina blames the Cullens for the death of her lover, her actions set in motion a terrifying chain of events.”
BREAKING DAWN, from director Bill Condon, might actually have a shot at not being one of those movies you only watch while drunk/high. Condon’s a good director (see GODS AND MONSTERS and KINSEY), and maybe…. just maybe… he’ll elevate the material above its mentally challenged source. Or, he won’t. In which case, you’ll be drunk and/or high, so what do you care??
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 1) opens November 18, 2011.
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