Movie-A-Minute

With Hollywood on standby for Oscar weekend, news at this hour is a bit hard to come by. So, instead of reporting yet another Ashton Kutcher casting, let’s have some fun with this website, which takes some classic movies, and essentially summarizes them in a few brief sentences. Check out the example for TITANIC:

Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.

Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)

THE END

If it were me, I would have included Kate’s boobies in there somewhere, because as far as I’m concerned, they were as crucial a plot point as any. No one’s perfect, I guess.