Party: Captivity

After Dark's CEO Courtney Solomon sure knows how to throw a party. Take a ritzy club in West Hollywood California that they call Privilege and throw in a few beautiful people, including a few dressed to the nines in Goth fashion and dress it up with rooms of torture cages and pig carcasses. That is what we got at the premiere party for CAPTIVITY starring Elisha Cuthbert. Speaking of, where the hell was Elisha? I didn’t see her, she was on the guest list, her name is on the poster, but she didn’t grace the “red carpet”.

Yet fun was to be had without Ms. Cuthbert, and when I say fun, I mean the Suicide Girls. You know them, you love them, and if you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, check out www.suicidegirls.com and you’ll get it. They are lovely ladies who didn’t need to dress up. Ready to rumble with whips and other weapons of tease, they made their way through the party and strutted their stuff. Without the dozen or so girls, I don’t know if I would have stayed past fifteen minutes. But they kept it lively, not only by looking lovely, but just be charming as hell to boot. And they took all my attention from a few UFC Ultimate Fighting dudes that may have at one point rocked the house, but I didn’t notice.

The bar

Other than that we had more Suicide Girls… I’m sorry… what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, there were a few others who showed up for the free booze. I heard Ryan Gosling was there, I think I saw him wandering around. Dave Navarro was there hosting the event, but the only thing I saw him do was stand around looking pissed and having a cigarette. I think he was having a bad night, but he was kind enough to say 'hello'. I also got a chance to catch up with a couple of actors from the movie in question. Daniel Gillies and Laz Alonso were both very nice, and even did the red carpet walk to say 'hi' to all us press folk. I also got to talk to a lovely lady by the name of Lorielle New who is working with Uwe Boll, the critic boxing director, in his new film POSTAL.

All in all, it was a fun night and Mr. Solomon sir, you do put on a helluva show thanks to some lovely ladies with tattoos and piercings. Check out the video below to get a small glimpse of what I saw… and by the way, if you see Elisha… tell her sorry we missed her.

And oh yeah, CAPTIVITY opens in theaters today!!


Laz Alonso

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Daniel Gillies (2 parts)

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The Suicide Girls!!

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Me and a suicide girl

This is the only part of Elisha Cuthbert we saw all night

Me with a whole lotta meat

The return of the suicide girls!!

Actor Daniel Gillies

Oh and did I mention...the suicide girls?!

My wife's gonna kill me!



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