Portman nude?…

Riddle me this JoBlo.com readers. When is a naked Natalie Portman not sexy? Well for starters, when she’s being tortured, not actually naked and using a body double. That just about does it. There was a lot of hoopla after an early review of GOYA’S GHOSTS hit the web saying Portman would be naked in the film. Now IESB has the clips from the film that feature Portman’s nudity and fanboys around the world can be heard zipping their pants back up. Nothing to see here folks, move along. The clips, I suppose, can be considered NSFW so for those who can’t view, let me give you a quick recap. There really isn’t any nudity but say a side shot of a naked female body (being tortured BTW) with all the naughty bits covered up. Also covered up is the face and with clever editing we’ve got ourselves a body double. Sad. But for those who have to see for themselves (or can fool themselves into slowing down the frame and thinking they see something), head over to IESB.net to watch the clips for yourself.