Spidey has a baby???

If that skinnier-than-myself Venom hadn’t completely nuked the fridge on the SPIDER-MAN franchise, this will surely do the trick for me, providing it is indeed what it looks to be.

The folks from Spoiler TV put their hands on the first casting call for Sam Raimi’s next Spidey sequel, for a character referred to only as “Toddler Boy”. Here’s where it gets messy: 2 or 3 year old boy to play 2 year old, Caucasian with RED HAIR, an adorable toddler with an engaging personality, on set experience preferred. 

I’m officially not the most versed person when it comes to that character’s comic history, but from the ending of the last film Mary Jane and Peter “Disco” Parker were pretty much getting back together, right? So a red haired baby means only one thing to me… Am I reading this wrong? “My spider sense is tingling! Oh wait, that’s just a stinky diaper…”