The nature of Ellen

Here is a list of my top five female comedians:

5. Jessica Simpson

4. Ann Coulter

3. Dame Judi Dench

2. Sir Michael Caine

1. Ellen DeGeneres

If you disagree with me, I will have you shot. If you agree however, come to my house and hold my hand because our favourite female comedian Ellen DeGeneres has been cast as Mother Nature in an untitled comedy being produced by Walden Media. In it, Ellen’s character will return to Earth for the first time since the planet’s creation. The plot is vague, there’s no supporting cast set nor is their a director attached to the project. All we know is that the film is being penned by “Sex and the City” writer and executive producer Jenny Bicks, and that Ellen may have twigs for toes and leaves for fingers.