These posters for The Baytown Disco bring all kinds of southern whup-ass

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THE BAYTOWN DISCO casts Billy Bob Thornton (FASTER), a name that has called out for a role in a movie like this the whole of his whole career, and Eva Longoria ("Desperate Housewives") in a wild southern comedy about a down-on-her-luck trailer tramp (Longoria) who convinces three redneck brothers to help her save her son from his abusive father (Thornton). Upon doing so they find themselves on the run from an odd cast of odd characters in what is surely to be an altogether odd movie.  And I'm actually kind of stoked.  Will it be as good as Texas Barbeque? Probably not.  Will I care? Probably not.  Will I have a damn good time watching the movie? I think so.

To put the plot more officially: "After her ex-husband Carlos shoots Celeste three times in the gut, it’s time to play dirty. In the fight for her godson, Rob, she hires three outlawed and redneck brothers to bring him back to her. But nothing can be that simple in the South. What begins as a small rescue mission rises to a southern battle royale. This odd team must shoot their way through gorgeous female assassins, Native American hunters, Federal agents, and a whole lotta metal coming after them, while protecting Celeste’s innocent child."

And here y'all find them posters:

The Baytown Disco poster 1

The Baytown Disco poster 2


Extra Tidbit: In your view, what's the best movie to take place in the American South?



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