“On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say! Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!”
At what point does it become an acceptable point of argument to make fun of someone’s inability to properly construct sentences? That point has to be somewhere close, since this dude wields the English language with the kind of incompetence reserved for Burmese infants and sea lions. I don’t really know what else to say. There’s nothing I could possibly add to make this any more ridiculous. At this point we’re looking for Jessica Alba to reveal the child she’s carrying is actually Boll’s and they’re leaving on Sunday to populate Saturn.